MFP is not A Dating Site!!!

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    asianolikeyou wrote: »
    LauraInTheWater wrote: »
    Here are some fun ones:

    OMG I had the second guy message me with that same bullsh*t, too! Lol. What a clown, he can't be bothered to be original he just copies & pastes to all women on here.

    It's a numbers game.
  • BrittneyBroussard
    BrittneyBroussard Posts: 88 Member
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    :D:D its starting to drive me nuts! I can't tell u how many "so what's your goal?" Or "i swear im not one of those creeps but ur super hot" messages. Feel free to add me ladies!
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    I'm so tired of these "feel free to add me" lines. I know what you're after.

    Are you on kik?
    Feel free to add me ;)

    You got SnapChat? Add me! :lol:
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    BrittneyBroussard wrote: »
    :D:D its starting to drive me nuts! I can't tell u how many "so what's your goal?" Or "i swear im not one of those creeps but ur super hot" messages. Feel free to add me ladies!

    But I'm not one of those creeps. I am a completely different level kind of creep. How you doin?

  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
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    LauraInTheWater wrote: »
    Here are some fun ones:

    You do realize that saying you have both sets of genitals might get you more responses than you could possibly handle, right? LOL
  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
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    captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    Im just here to eat chicken and build muscle

    This needs to be made into a T-shirt RIGHT. THIS. SECOND.
  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
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    See, this is all killing me because I haven't gotten any messages like this at all since joining MFP. I almost kinda envy you ladies... it's like a cheap laugh in your inbox every day!!
  • ZodFit
    ZodFit Posts: 394 Member
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    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    I'm so tired of these "feel free to add me" lines. I know what you're after.

    Are you on kik?
    Feel free to add me ;)

    Not on kik.
    Are you on MFP? Feel free to add me
  • BrittneyBroussard
    BrittneyBroussard Posts: 88 Member
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    djeffreys10 wrote: »
    BrittneyBroussard wrote: »
    :D:D its starting to drive me nuts! I can't tell u how many "so what's your goal?" Or "i swear im not one of those creeps but ur super hot" messages. Feel free to add me ladies!

    But I'm not one of those creeps. I am a completely different level kind of creep. How you doin?

    :D i need to start being a creep back!
  • ZodFit
    ZodFit Posts: 394 Member
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    briansolomon7863 wrote: »
    Okay, I finally got a message. But I don't think it's kinky or whatever. Weird yes, but not kinky. Some guy with a really long name wants me to send him money. But get this, he's in Nigeria. Like WTF?

    A Nigerian Prince is asking you for money? This Is a rare event. You should take him up on said offer and have your ROI quadrupled in 10 years.

  • Kintsugi_Haikyo
    Kintsugi_Haikyo Posts: 361 Member
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    I think I'll send him some monopoly money, C.O.D.
  • caribbeanguy123
    caribbeanguy123 Posts: 12 Member
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    EnglishRose1385 wrote: »
    Hey Everyone!! I'm looking for a few more friends, a lot of men on here chatting like this is a dating site...

    Wondering if you'd like to go out on a date?

  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    BrittneyBroussard wrote: »
    djeffreys10 wrote: »
    BrittneyBroussard wrote: »
    :D:D its starting to drive me nuts! I can't tell u how many "so what's your goal?" Or "i swear im not one of those creeps but ur super hot" messages. Feel free to add me ladies!

    But I'm not one of those creeps. I am a completely different level kind of creep. How you doin?

    :D i need to start being a creep back!

    You should. We get off on that.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    This thread made me come out of hiatus.

    That balls guy intrigues me. I mean.... who does this, very puzzling.

    well now.... look what the cat dragged in.
  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
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    DreDay46 wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
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    Hilarious...

    I want to know how many people immediately reached into their wallets and billfolds to find a $1 bill so they could try this.

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