We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

I accidentally got her pregnant... 3 times!!

I could handle all her babies

She ran away to Australia for another woman... loved to take care of her children.

jtegirl1 wrote: »

He got jealous of my Joe Elliott crush

There was a Def Leppard Love triangle.

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She was crushing some Guy named Joe!

She never wanted to fool around until she had her cup of Joe!

I couldn't find the yucca or agave or some other crazy thing for her coffee (they don't carry that at Dollar General)!

I walked 10 miles in the snow to the Dollar Store cuz I knew I shoulda put a ring on it!

She said, "Don't tell me no lies, and keep your hands to yourself!"

She had the hots for our neighbour superstud stampede

She looked like she would be better than two 25 year olds in the bedroom, so all the young guys wanted her experience and the older ones her companionship... I couldn't compete!!

I called her a gorgeous Sheila, she thought I was stepping out with another woman.

She had a double jointed tongue, but would never show me her tricks during sexy time.

walked in and found her tongue in Hugh Jackman'd mouth!!

She Had both @SuperStampede and Hugh Jackman locked in her basement

He was hypocritical. He treated people like pieces of meat yet got mad if I did.

Because you made me laugh so much i kept peeing my pants out in public