We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He looked like Jason Statham... I want to be Jason Statham... the constant reminder wad too much.0
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Wait...You're NOT Jason Statham?!!
He was an Imposter!0 -
I didn't look like Jason Statham0
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She wasn't quite the Badass either!
Actually you are!
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She was AMAZING, always was dancing around the house nekked!
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She was engaged to the Candy Man0
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She was over ring pop girl.0
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She fantasized about me wanting other Women0
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She said she wanted to dance with the grizzlies and I d coded to stay in the car0
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She hated being au naturel in nature.0
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He went au natural to do the grocery shopping. He went to jail0
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She didn't like my naturalist lifestyle0
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Didnt like my style.0
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He was a dog... and snickered to boot!1
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She was a princess... and hid her candy from me!0
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He was a little jealous that I wouldn't compliment his tongue everyday.0
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He never wanted to taste my buds
Taste buds you dirty people!!!0 -
She always wanted to taste the other Buds.0
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He no longer wanted to be best Buds0
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I gave her my Best Rose Buds.. and she shunned them.0
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He refused to put his damn shirt on!0
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My chest intimidated him.0
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Ditto
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She had three nipples but only one worked!1
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Her chest DID intimidate me! LOL!
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He was always calling me "Dirty Pillows"0
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Too old for me0
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
He remembered that time I called him an Asssssssssssssssssss!1 -
Too old for me, even if age is just a number.0
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