We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She had such a small car and fit 15 people in it.
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    He wanted to do it in the car... He owned a Smart Car.

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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He kept bringing people home, seriously, 37 people is too many for our house! I even found someone asleep, curled up around the toilet....
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
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    She wanted me to be her Clyde, and I just didn't want to hurt others.
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She wanted to play Bonnie & Clyde in the boudoir... it ended tragically... She shot me full of holes!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was Choc Full O Nuts and I was Dunkin Donuts coffee
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    I loved Sundaes, but she told me I was lactose intolerant! :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited July 2017
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    He underestimated his beauty
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    I came on too strong and scared her away... she went running like her hair was on FIRE... or maybe she was just a red head!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Lol

    He set my house on fire!
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She knocked over the candle she was using to pour hot wax on me... Left me in that HOUSE! :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Claimed he wasn't scared of anything, but then a little heat and he Freaked out!
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    Thought she could scare me with a little fire.. she didn't know I used to be in the Circus... FIRE EATER!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I asked him to perform a new Stunt with me and he went to work instead
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She wanted to throw knives at me... she had no experience! I thought I was in an episode ood SNAPPED!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He didn't think that that was exciting foreplay and called the police!
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    I thought she was going to role play naughty police officer... until I realized she had called the cops on me.
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    kept spelling curse words with the alphabet soup ordered at the diner
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    He would take ne to the Diner for our Anniversary... so mad I could curse!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Anger issues ..he..he kicked me :'(

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