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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She bent me like a pretzel during sexy time... it was FABULOUS! Butt my body have out!0
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2 minutes ain't gonna cut it! Just sayin!0
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The stop watch freaked me out0
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She hated game of thrones0
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Was too young..his voice hadn't even broken yet1
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she was too curious about my banana0
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Found out she broke her last Lover and I was scared0
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^^
..She was scared of sweet innocent me
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my boobs were bigger than hers1
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I just couldn't deal with him wearing my Brassieres0
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His boobs always got in the way , and he only wore nursing bras0
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she made fun of my man diapers1
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I told him I'd buy rubber sheets but he insisted wearing those diapees0
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She had a thing for guys who wet the bed.1
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She wanted rubber sheets so she could lay in my pee1
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His house was decorated like a grandmother's0
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She screamed out Otis in our moments of passion ..
not my name
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same here. she kept calling me otis in her sleep who tf is otis0
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He hated his pet names I'd call him like Otis and pookie0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She screamed out Otis in our moments of passion ..
not my name
She was so senile she forgot her name was Otis0 -
She called everyone otis0
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Milo wanted him back ..1
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She always licked the cat hair off herself0
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milo wanted me back0
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I hated his cotton pastel colored tees0
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Too jealous of her selection of tools0
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His tool looked like an armidillos arm0
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she told me i was hung like a korean field mouse on steroids1
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initials1248 wrote: »she told me i was hung like a korean field mouse on steroids
Bahahahahahahahaha0
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