We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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initials1248 wrote: »she told me i was hung like a korean field mouse on steroids
Bahahahahahahahaha
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initials1248 wrote: »she told me i was hung like a korean field mouse on steroids
Currently wetting myself . BRB0 -
just make sure you bring it back when you're finished
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because she never brought it back0
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Yeah the whole hung like a korean firld mouse on steriods did it ..0
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We got in a silly fight at the link Korean restaurant... She thought the entree tasted like field mouse. I disagreed... it wss clearly dog.0
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He ate my dog0
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She wouldn't play with my dog0
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He wouldn't play with my kitty0
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I pet the hair right off her *kitten*... she never forgave me!1
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He was more interested in hairless kittens
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She would never show me her exotic-haired *kitten*
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He was always trying to look up my skirt when people were present 0
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She said she was an exhibitionist... I think she was lying... she didn't even dance necked at home for me!0
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Everytime I tried to teach him some dance moves he moved in for the kill0
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I thought dips were a traditional move in ball room dancing... she thought I was always trying to get her horizontal!0
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When he tried to dip me during our Tango lesson, he dropped me on my head!
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O.K., I WAS TRYING to get her horizontal! But the claims that I knocked her unconscious to do so are COMPLETELY unfounded!!0
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I was to much for him.0
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Well that goes without saying!! Look at those BIG yellow, mysterious eyes!! I lost my composure just looking at them!0
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After waking from unconsciousness I found whipped cream and maraschino cherries all over me
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I had a banana split fetish she just couldn't understand!0
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Once I asked him to bring home ice cream and he brought home French Vanilla! Well... That was that!0
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French Vanilla, Vanilla bean, Vanilla Sky... She was REALLY picky about her ice cream!!0
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When he took me to dinner he said "Sky's the limit!" then freaked out when I asked him to buy me a Steak & Lobster!0
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I ordered her a 12 oz. Prime Rib... she asked the waiter for Heinz 57... I just couldn't respect her after that!
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He ordered me Riesling when he knew specifically that I liked Sweet Red 0
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She was so particular about her wine and beer... I brought her Spaten back from Munich and she turned her nose up because it wasn't imported!1
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He bought budweiser knowing I only drank Heinekin.0
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