We broke up because...
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she asked me to do what no man should ever have to do1
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He thought cooking dinner was only for the Women!0
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She didn't know how to cook. Always sent out for meals.0
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He found out about me and the Pizza delivery boy
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She said she wanted pizza (4th time this week), but I ordered in sushi instead.0
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Shut up!!!! I wanted Sushi and he wouldn't drive to town and get me some
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I kept telling her the Dollar General did NOT stock sushi, but she just didn't believe me.0
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LOL! He said Family Dollar was better than Dollar General. Constant disagreement0
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I went to pick up groceries and googled the wrong store... I ended up in Bangor, Maine at a Family Dollar and she thought I had left her.0
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He always needed me to give him directions
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During sexy time she always wanted to give me directions.
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He didn't like backseat drivers0
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She would never do it in the backseat with me.0
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I caught him in the backseat of his GTO with the neighbor0
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She would always talk about her ex cheating on her0
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She was that ex!1
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I just couldn't take any more alliteration!1
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He was always freezing cold0
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Street angel house devil0
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I had to schedule with her to do squat thrusts!0
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He was thinking about thrusting with others0
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She WAS thrusting with others0
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Wouldn't thrust
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She always thrusted in heels0
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She wouldn't leave her heels on while we were to thrusting!0
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He made me wear my heels 24/7
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Her feet were covered in corns and bunions1
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She didn't like my feet...
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She put her cold feet on me in bed0
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