We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I found her eating someone else's tacos.1
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She always made me tuck her in first, so I never got tucked in...1
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Found out "she" was tucking something else away.1
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she found my undies in the dog kennel
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She changed the safe word without telling me...0
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Kept screaming random words!0
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He joined the #MeToo movement because I apparently "inappropriately touched him"....1
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Poor thing was a little touched in the head. Bless her heart.0
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I need the thermostat at a solid 72 degrees. She changed it to 71 and I lost my *kitten*0
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She only smiled in inappropriate situations... like when my grandma fell down the stairs or when I didn't get the big promotion.1
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I couldn't get cranky at her with that damn addictive smile!
I honestly try not to look at your pic! 1 -
Ohhh the cheesy lines he came up with, just killed me
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we haven't broken up, I'm just hidden in her basement3
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He always said he was busy and tied up in Jo's basement, I never saw him.1
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He was strictly a Samsung guy and I was #TeamFlipPhone0
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He was living in the Stone Ages.0
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She was always taking my pants and would never return them. The relationship cost me hundreds of dollars in replacement pants.0
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Her sex drive was like a rock0
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His eyebrow was permanently in the arched position like the Rock0
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His eyebrows were actually just tattoos0
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He shaved his eye brows and then drew them back on0
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Because I loved too hard
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She wouldn't love hard enough!0
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gottabeeleighv wrote: »Because all he wanted to do was sit down all the time
Ok, im changing it! Lol1 -
Lol0
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She tried to hit me with a bat0
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He thought he was Batman0
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Because she doesn’t like girls anymore0
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She never understood me. I said curls and she freaked out and left.0
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She said I wore too much spandex, like that is possible!0
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