My date with the person above me was going great until...

I ordered bacon.

He/she farted

She bit me! Ouch!

She didn't admire art

She left with another man

I bailed before he woke up. Lol

said they were not a marvel fan

While tenderly running her fingers across my chest, she suggested role playing. Said she wanted to do a tentacle porn fantasy where the monster viciously had it's way with a helpless school girl.
...I thought it was odd but said "sure".
She then took me the hallway closet which was full of school girl uniforms and said "find one that fits you".

She told me she was switching teams

His wife caught us in bed