My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He spiked my tea with Tekillya!0
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She ran off with @VanishingNachos0
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He ordered Molson Canadian0
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AliNouveau wrote: »He ordered Molson Canadian
Wow. Way to destroy my character
Sorry. Labatt blue?0 -
She got a violent bout of diarrhoea at the restaurant..0
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I found out that her "Special" brownies weren't pot but rather Ex-lax0
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We started fighting about who had the best lipstick0
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We came out with matching shoes.
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I ordered bacon.0
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Animal!
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He/she farted1
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she left me0
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She bit me! Ouch!0
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I saw this photo in a centerfold of a Naughty magazine1
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She didn't admire art0
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That pose was demonstrated in the restaurant
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She left with another man0
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he left with anothrt girl0
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I bailed before he woke up. Lol0
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I discovered she was really a woman.0
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said they were not a marvel fan0
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started talking about your ex0
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While tenderly running her fingers across my chest, she suggested role playing. Said she wanted to do a tentacle porn fantasy where the monster viciously had it's way with a helpless school girl.
...I thought it was odd but said "sure".
She then took me the hallway closet which was full of school girl uniforms and said "find one that fits you".1 -
He ate sardines and then went in for the kiss!0
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She told me she was switching teams0
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...she said she wanted to click her ruby heels together to get away!
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His wife caught us in bed 0
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She started sticking her tongue in our Waiter's ear0
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