I NEED things at 90 degree angles, in a straight line, sized biggest to smallest. My coworkers think it's funny to mess with my systems, but it hurts my brain.
I prefer to wear skirts and I don't love hot sauce.
See, I thought I was weird because I enjoy hot sauce (the hotter, the better) and I'm a woman. I'm the only lady I know who really likes anything hotter than Tabasco, lol.
Also, skirts are cool (and flowy).
My college roommate wasn't happy unless her mouth was blistering. She made me feel like an anomaly.
I could have helped with her blistering mouth after that sea tour I did in the Western Pacific. I was shooting fire.
I prefer to wear skirts and I don't love hot sauce.
See, I thought I was weird because I enjoy hot sauce (the hotter, the better) and I'm a woman. I'm the only lady I know who really likes anything hotter than Tabasco, lol.
Also, skirts are cool (and flowy).
My college roommate wasn't happy unless her mouth was blistering. She made me feel like an anomaly.
If it's so hot I can only "taste" heat, that's too hot. I still want to taste my food, lol. But throughout my marriage, I have learned that I am the more tolerant one to hotter foods/sauces and my husband is the one who started me down this dark path.
Why do people enjoy this! I don't understand!
Right with you. Sometimes my toothpaste is too spicy for me to handle.
I once had a roommate from Boston.
He would break a sweat while eating cornflakes.
I put habanero hot sauce on banana puddin'.
Update: My GF did me one better!
I once had a roommate from Boston
Who always ate cornflakes with frostin'
He said, 'Hey! This icing
has way too much spicing!'
(It must be the hot sauce I tossed in)
I never did either until I had a waiter bring me one that was medium rare instead of my standard requested well-done. I didn't want to make trouble so I tried it anyway. It was theee best steak ever! So it's possible you just haven't found the right way yet?
I can't smile. My wife and daughters all have beautiful smiles, but if I try to force a smile, I look like a Serial Killer.
Mad Re5pext
You gotta be one tough S.O.B.
You raised 3 daughters and you're still standing?
I'd want you in my foxhole when the *kitten* gets real.
I’m raising 2 daughters!! I’m one SOB then too huh?! Lol, 1 is actually raised (she’s a sophomore in college) then other just started high school!! And they’re gorgeous... you think a dad is crazy over daughters, don’t mess w mama bear!!
Four daughters here. 20, 15, 12 and 10. Keep that in mind now when I post and you'll understand why I'm a little "off".
I can't smile. My wife and daughters all have beautiful smiles, but if I try to force a smile, I look like a Serial Killer.
Mad Re5pext
You gotta be one tough S.O.B.
You raised 3 daughters and you're still standing?
I'd want you in my foxhole when the *kitten* gets real.
I’m raising 2 daughters!! I’m one SOB then too huh?! Lol, 1 is actually raised (she’s a sophomore in college) then other just started high school!! And they’re gorgeous... you think a dad is crazy over daughters, don’t mess w mama bear!!
Four daughters here. 20, 15, 12 and 10. Keep that in mind now when I post and you'll understand why I'm a little "off".
Lol! I think we need a raising daughters club!!
I'm at their mercy. I'm just along for the ride. I'm the guy to yell at when they hate dudes. I'm the shoulder to cry on when they need a hug. I'm the one to say yes when mom says no. I'm the one to back mom up on the tough calls. I think they are raising me more than I'm raising them.
I never did either until I had a waiter bring me one that was medium rare instead of my standard requested well-done. I didn't want to make trouble so I tried it anyway. It was theee best steak ever! So it's possible you just haven't found the right way yet?
I force myself to try a bite of one at least once a year to see if my taste has changed...nope. Feels like I am biting into a live fleshy cow.
I never did either until I had a waiter bring me one that was medium rare instead of my standard requested well-done. I didn't want to make trouble so I tried it anyway. It was theee best steak ever! So it's possible you just haven't found the right way yet?
I force myself to try a bite of one at least once a year to see if my taste has changed...nope. Feels like I am biting into a live fleshy cow.
I never did either until I had a waiter bring me one that was medium rare instead of my standard requested well-done. I didn't want to make trouble so I tried it anyway. It was theee best steak ever! So it's possible you just haven't found the right way yet?
I force myself to try a bite of one at least once a year to see if my taste has changed...nope. Feels like I am biting into a live fleshy cow.
I never did either until I had a waiter bring me one that was medium rare instead of my standard requested well-done. I didn't want to make trouble so I tried it anyway. It was theee best steak ever! So it's possible you just haven't found the right way yet?
I force myself to try a bite of one at least once a year to see if my taste has changed...nope. Feels like I am biting into a live fleshy cow.
I never did either until I had a waiter bring me one that was medium rare instead of my standard requested well-done. I didn't want to make trouble so I tried it anyway. It was theee best steak ever! So it's possible you just haven't found the right way yet?
I force myself to try a bite of one at least once a year to see if my taste has changed...nope. Feels like I am biting into a live fleshy cow.
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Update: My GF did me one better!
I once had a roommate from Boston
Who always ate cornflakes with frostin'
He said, 'Hey! This icing
has way too much spicing!'
(It must be the hot sauce I tossed in)
I never did either until I had a waiter bring me one that was medium rare instead of my standard requested well-done. I didn't want to make trouble so I tried it anyway. It was theee best steak ever! So it's possible you just haven't found the right way yet?
Lol! I think we need a raising daughters club!!
Awww.
I force myself to try a bite of one at least once a year to see if my taste has changed...nope. Feels like I am biting into a live fleshy cow.
Hmm. Might I interest you in roast beef instead?
With extra horsey sauce.
I'll stick with bacon
Sonofa
FR sent!
Just kidding, still don't know your credit score
That's not a hilarious face.. why's this dude bending over?
I think he is at the doctor's office.
He's laughing so hard he couldn't stand up
I think there was some soap dropping involved.
Definitely some sort of probing.
I wonder if @effing_steve is that amused.