What's your cheesiest pick up line

HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »

HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »

jcstevens86 wrote: »

HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »

pekovic_m wrote: »

HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »

Deleted....that one was just nasty

We love nasty.

Alright.

Are you hot chocolate cuz I'm chilly and wanna feel you slide down my throat

Your the *kitten* winner.....ding ding ding

*bows*

Not for that tho....

Yea good cuz im not hot chocolate lol

Hello no gag reflex im vagitarian nice to meet you

hellvee wrote: »

have you guys started a private conversation yet?

You almost make me feel like u wnt me 2 private message you.....

hellvee wrote: »

boys like you can't make me wet where it counts

Bahahahha...if i had a dollar every time i proved that wrong

Your so ugly i could date you

SurfyPants wrote: »

leut_underpants wrote: »

SurfyPants wrote: »

I just called someone a luscious piece of manfruit.
#CougarFailures101

:huh:

How is that a failure?

It's tacky. I meant to say hello but my hormones got in the way

Cougar****love that word lol

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.