I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • 40lbslighter
    40lbslighter Posts: 479 Member
    Lost a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream now. Next stop: 2 year old!
  • 40lbslighter
    40lbslighter Posts: 479 Member
    Help! I lost a 2 year old!!
    Next stop: amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
  • TonyB0588
    TonyB0588 Posts: 9,520 Member
    @1JenMilam Wow!! Never heard this before. Sorry for the elephant, but congrats on your weight loss. :)
  • ladyreva78
    ladyreva78 Posts: 4,080 Member
    :astonished:

    I've lost a gold brick and a guinea pig! So if you see a guinea pig lugging a gold brick walking past... those would be mine :tongue:
  • esdesign
    esdesign Posts: 37 Member
    edited October 2017
    I've lost and Irish Setter, and I have no plans to find him again.

    Now if I could only get rid of the elephant Penis....
  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
    edited October 2017
    A two-year old sitting on a bale of hay holding a chihuahua. (80-ish) One more chihuahua is running around the hay bale and I will catch him eventually. (5-ish to go).
  • andrewwatson7875
    andrewwatson7875 Posts: 5 Member
    Lost a gold brick.......need to get to losing a 2 month old horse
  • 40lbslighter
    40lbslighter Posts: 479 Member
    Hmmm...looks like the original post is incorrect regarding weight of a gold brick.

    A gold bar/brick weighs 12.4 kg or 27.3 lbs.

    I was thinking 77 pounds per brick was too much for those armored truck peeps to lug around!
  • bellaesprita000
    bellaesprita000 Posts: 384 Member
    I've lost a a sperm whale's brain!! :D
  • forgtmenot
    forgtmenot Posts: 860 Member
    In total I’ve lost an average 2 year old! But actually my son is 21lbs and only 11 months old so I’ve lost more than his body weight lol. That was before pregnancy though. My actual highest during pregnancy was 196 and I’m 163 now. So I’ve lost 33lbs the weight of a cinder block!
  • bellaesprita000
    bellaesprita000 Posts: 384 Member
    As of today, I've lost an automobile tire.
  • Adammmmm119
    Adammmmm119 Posts: 171 Member
    I’ve lost a little more than the average adult woman... woah
  • ladyreva78
    ladyreva78 Posts: 4,080 Member
    40lbslighter wrote: »
    Hmmm...looks like the original post is incorrect regarding weight of a gold brick.

    A gold bar/brick weighs 12.4 kg or 27.3 lbs.

    I was thinking 77 pounds per brick was too much for those armored truck peeps to lug around!

    mmmmm
    ladyreva78 wrote: »
    :astonished:

    I've lost a gold brick and a guinea pig! So if you see a guinea pig lugging a gold brick walking past... those would be mine :tongue:

    Correction. That guinea pig is lugging around 3 gold bricks! (erm.. well 2.8... but no need to get technical here, it'll be 3 soon enough) :tongue:
  • ladyreva78
    ladyreva78 Posts: 4,080 Member
    40lbslighter wrote: »
    I've lost an average two-year old carrying a human brain.

    If you see them, please do not return them. Thank you.

    As long as it's not your brain they're carrying around :tongue:
  • Piqueaboo
    Piqueaboo Posts: 1,193 Member
    Where on earth did I put the World's Largest Ball of Tape?!?!?
  • jonnymopar
    jonnymopar Posts: 12 Member
    Kinda fun to do some math with this stuff.

    I've lost my car's front tires plus my neighbor's stupid cat (20 + 20 + 11).
  • 40lbslighter
    40lbslighter Posts: 479 Member
    jonnymopar wrote: »
    Kinda fun to do some math with this stuff.

    I've lost my car's front tires plus my neighbor's stupid cat (20 + 20 + 11).

    Whatever you do, @jonnymopar, don't find the cat!
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year...gross
  • 40lbslighter
    40lbslighter Posts: 479 Member
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year...gross
    Awesome job, @JayedMiss!

  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    40lbslighter wrote: »
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year...gross
    Awesome job, @JayedMiss!

    Thanks :D Iv also calculated iv lost 683 big macs. Fun math lol
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
    Am I the only one who wonders why the filters did not call this "I've lost an Elephant Kitten" :D:p
  • Bluetail6
    Bluetail6 Posts: 2,984 Member
    I've lost a mid-size microwave :D
  • nani7722
    nani7722 Posts: 25 Member
    I've lost 10 dozen large eggs!
  • bellaesprita000
    bellaesprita000 Posts: 384 Member
    As of this weekend, I've lost an average 2 year old :D
  • DaisyHamilton
    DaisyHamilton Posts: 575 Member
    edited November 2017
    Serial starter on my Day One again... hope to lose that box of Krispy Kreme by the end of the week!
  • SusanDSME
    SusanDSME Posts: 194 Member
    I've lost a rack of baby back ribs since I started MFP 10 days ago! Aiming for a cinderblock!

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