I've lost an Elephant Penis
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Lost a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream now. Next stop: 2 year old!0
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Help! I lost a 2 year old!!
Next stop: amount of cheese an average American eats in a year0 -
@1JenMilam Wow!! Never heard this before. Sorry for the elephant, but congrats on your weight loss.1
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I've lost a gold brick and a guinea pig! So if you see a guinea pig lugging a gold brick walking past... those would be mine1 -
I've lost and Irish Setter, and I have no plans to find him again.
Now if I could only get rid of the elephant Penis....1 -
A two-year old sitting on a bale of hay holding a chihuahua. (80-ish) One more chihuahua is running around the hay bale and I will catch him eventually. (5-ish to go).4
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Lost a gold brick.......need to get to losing a 2 month old horse2
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Hmmm...looks like the original post is incorrect regarding weight of a gold brick.
A gold bar/brick weighs 12.4 kg or 27.3 lbs.
I was thinking 77 pounds per brick was too much for those armored truck peeps to lug around!0 -
I've lost a a sperm whale's brain!!0
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In total I’ve lost an average 2 year old! But actually my son is 21lbs and only 11 months old so I’ve lost more than his body weight lol. That was before pregnancy though. My actual highest during pregnancy was 196 and I’m 163 now. So I’ve lost 33lbs the weight of a cinder block!3
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I’ve lost the red meat an average American eats in a year. A little disturbing! Next up... an average fashion model (also a little disturbing).5
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As of today, I've lost an automobile tire.4
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I’ve lost a little more than the average adult woman... woah3
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I've lost an average two-year old carrying a human brain.
If you see them, please do not return them. Thank you.6 -
I've lost a 5-gallon bottle of water. Just picked up five gallons of water and walked around with them for a minute...no wonder I used to be so tired.6
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40lbslighter wrote: »Hmmm...looks like the original post is incorrect regarding weight of a gold brick.
A gold bar/brick weighs 12.4 kg or 27.3 lbs.
I was thinking 77 pounds per brick was too much for those armored truck peeps to lug around!
mmmmmladyreva78 wrote: »
I've lost a gold brick and a guinea pig! So if you see a guinea pig lugging a gold brick walking past... those would be mine
Correction. That guinea pig is lugging around 3 gold bricks! (erm.. well 2.8... but no need to get technical here, it'll be 3 soon enough)2 -
40lbslighter wrote: »I've lost an average two-year old carrying a human brain.
If you see them, please do not return them. Thank you.
As long as it's not your brain they're carrying around2 -
Where on earth did I put the World's Largest Ball of Tape?!?!?4
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Kinda fun to do some math with this stuff.
I've lost my car's front tires plus my neighbor's stupid cat (20 + 20 + 11).3 -
jonnymopar wrote: »Kinda fun to do some math with this stuff.
I've lost my car's front tires plus my neighbor's stupid cat (20 + 20 + 11).
Whatever you do, @jonnymopar, don't find the cat!
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111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year...gross3
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JaydedMiss wrote: »111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year...gross
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40lbslighter wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year...gross
Thanks Iv also calculated iv lost 683 big macs. Fun math lol2 -
Am I the only one who wonders why the filters did not call this "I've lost an Elephant Kitten"4
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I've lost a mid-size microwave3
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I've lost 10 dozen large eggs!2
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I've lost an adult woman and well on my way to losing the compete Oxford dictionary. So, not only am I lonely but I'm dumb too.6
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As of this weekend, I've lost an average 2 year old2
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Serial starter on my Day One again... hope to lose that box of Krispy Kreme by the end of the week!2
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I've lost a rack of baby back ribs since I started MFP 10 days ago! Aiming for a cinderblock!2
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