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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Zombie got him0
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Very very sticky...0
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His head fell off
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falling down the stairs to her basement full of random men she has kept as love slaves for years2
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From Starving to death because nobody knows he's in Slim's basement and she obviously can't feed him anymore!
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allergic reaction to my cats0
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Being too cute0
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Getting shot0
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Skiing accident.. hit a tree0
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pumping too much iron0
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Trampled by guys trying to get her attention.0
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Flesh eating virus0
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Attack of the angry kangaroos0
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Get caught in a human sized mouse trap.0
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Not sure but the last line of the obituary will probably read "alcohol may have been a factor"0
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Crushed in a Craftmatic Adjustable Bed0
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Electrocution after spilling coffee on his sound board.0
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Pretending to be batman jumping from buildings0
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Sorry, Craig, but apparently you're fated to die twice.
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get hit by a car while running because he was following a ponytail0
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Chronic terminal overtraining0
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Steam roller, he was jogging on a hot day, the road tar got stuck in his joggers, he was unable to move and in true Austin Powers style the steam roller just didn't notice him . . sorry mate0
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LMAO I am a firm believer that there are exactly two reasons for a human to run... To catch food, or to avoid being eaten.
Above: fell overboard and was dragged to the bottom by a horny mermaid. He died confused about but smiling.1 -
Auto erotic asphyxiation gone wrong0
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Death by tickling.0
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Smoothered by boobs motorboating1
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Squashed by a dead motorboater.0
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What a way to go!1
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Run over by a motorboat while swimming past the boundary line. Not the way he had dreamed of motorboating I'm afraid.
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