I'm an awful person because...

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  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
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    I did a thing and betrayed person's trust and they are not aware of it, yet.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    I am an awful person because once in fifth grade we had a long term substitute everyone hated and I put a tack on her chair. Then I took it off real quick...but the thought was there.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    For decisions I had to make that will affect my kids
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I'm an awful person because I laughed at my niece's artwork but then told her it was beautiful, while still laughing. The look on her face told me she knew that I didn't mean it.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I'm a awful person because I once faked a orgasm because it wasn't exciting enough.

    I would never guess this ... You are so bluntly honest !

    :D true...

    Well i was faking too soo we are even
  • JessMarie0389
    JessMarie0389 Posts: 129 Member
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    Pk2356 wrote: »
    JessMarie0389 wrote: »
    ITS A TRAP

    Hey u know me! For real!

    IDK anyone..im new lol
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    I get so angry and upset about some things on mfp and they don't really even matter, but I still do
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I once got accused of being an mfp homewrecker

    And i was perfectly happy until i met you... so yeah, you are..
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Okay, to be fair, I have also been accused of being an in real life homewrecker :/

    Maybe stop riding bananas?
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    I just shove the garbage down further into the bag so the next person can empty it
  • LEdmonds2016
    LEdmonds2016 Posts: 139 Member
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    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I'm a awful person because I once put vodka in my water bottle at a parent teacher meeting just so I could deal with all the other annoying parents. Because... people.

    I'm ashamed to admit, I've done that as well!
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Because seconds before answering the 10th knock on my office door with a smile, I have my hands in the air as if I'm choking the life from them.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I leave empty paper towel rolls in the bathroom at work for the next person because I'm too lazy to get a new one from under the counter.

    Well at least you don't do that with toilet paper ...or do you ? :D

    I leave 2 squares so it looks like it could have been an honest mistake..
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I once got accused of being an mfp homewrecker

    And i was perfectly happy until i met you... so yeah, you are..

    Do you love me more than jessica jones?
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Okay, to be fair, I have also been accused of being an in real life homewrecker :/

    Maybe stop riding bananas?

    But.... but..... nope

    Jessica understands. We talked about it and she still loves me no matter what

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