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    True Confessions - Don't Judge

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    • Posts: 805 Member
      dwrightlaw wrote: »
      I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

      Lucky guy!
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      I bake when I'm annoyed and when I need a distraction from the world, mostly people.

      I made 68 lemon shortbread cookies tonight.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      CanesGalactica wrote: »
      IC that when I was around 11 or 12, I accidentally broke the neck of a baby duckling by chucking rocks at it while it was swimming in a pond to get away from me. I wasn't directly aiming for the ducklings, but accidentally hit one anyway. When I saw what I'd done, I took my shoes off and waded out into the middle of the filthy pond to bring it back to land and watch it die since I had no idea what to do. I buried it on the property of the apartments where we lived and visited (while I lived there) with flowers and bread crumbs for the rest of its family.

      I still feel terrible about it to this day and it probably goes a long way toward explaining why a.) I prefer the companionship of animals over people and b.) I go way out of my way to never kill anything.. not even insects or other "undesirables" people tend to hate. I catch them in cups and put them back outside.

      That was an accident. You love animals because animals are worth loving. :smile:
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      Caporegiem wrote: »
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      This gif will teach you everything you need to know.

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      This is why you are a premium member.
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      edited January 2018
      dwrightlaw wrote: »
      I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

      "If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl." - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
    • Posts: 4,619 Member
      dwrightlaw wrote: »
      I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

      I did when my soon to be ex and i lived together still. Something about familiarity and being around eachother
    • Posts: 4,619 Member
      dervari wrote: »
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      Lucky guy!

      Really dude?
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      CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
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      I did when my soon to be ex and i lived together still. Something about familiarity and being around eachother

      Yup. And i cursed myself for doing it after
    • Posts: 10,476 Member
      cee134 wrote: »
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      That was an accident. You love animals because animals are worth loving. :smile:

      Accident yes, but it still didn't need to happen. I wasn't directly aiming for them, true.. but I still took the life of something that didn't need to die by my hands. I've been pretty harsh to myself about it ever since and very rarely ever mention it to people.. because I'm afraid they'll tell me I'm a monster and not want to socialize with me anymore.

      Irrational fears, eh?
    • Posts: 1,388 Member
      Ic I'm disappointed in my food diary this week...mainly for the sodium intake...no wonder I feel bloated :/
    • Posts: 13,499 Member
      IC I feel very old
    • Posts: 5,545 Member
      dwrightlaw wrote: »
      I'm still *kitten* my soon to be ex-husband

      Guuurl... We need to talk.
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      Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
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      Guuurl... We need to talk.

      I am all *kitten* up, I know...
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      dervari wrote: »
      I have no "game" and suck at meeting women. Can't get up the nerve to talk to them.

      @dervari
      Walk up and say "Im really bad at playing games but I'd jump your checker any time!" :smiley::lol:
    • Posts: 4,619 Member
      I drove home and took a different route do dodge a cop who was following me
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      CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
      I drove home and took a different route do dodge a cop who was following me

      Ill pull into stores or gas stations if there is a cop behind me. Freaks me out too much.
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      81Katz wrote: »
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      @dervari
      Walk up and say "Im really bad at playing games but I'd jump your checker any time!" :smiley::lol:

      Yeah..umm, don’t do this.
    • Posts: 2,978 Member
      Just_J_Now wrote: »
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      Yeah..umm, don’t do this.

      Well, if he wants to get slapped......
    • Posts: 3,082 Member
      IC I don’t remember the last time I worked out.
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      UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
      IC, I enjoyed that

      The feeling is mutual
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      IC, it's a joke! :lol:
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    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      happimess1 wrote: »
      Another week where i didnt get any friend requests. I think sometimes people just love to hate the hot, popular guy :/

      But you got me.. who else do ya need :D:#
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      I confess that I have been eating my roommates nachos ! I have been doing it all my life !
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      happimess1 wrote: »
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      you always say that when i ask you to free me from the basement

      Aww c'mon..you know you love it there

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