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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    empresssue wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    It’s probably hard to throw a dumpster away.

    My son said he’s not going to put me into a nursing home when I get old: I get to live in the dumpster out back. I’m hoping for a lid cuz winter & rain.

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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    It’s probably hard to throw a dumpster away.

    My son said he’s not going to put me into a nursing home when I get old: I get to live in the dumpster out back. I’m hoping for a lid cuz winter & rain.

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    LOVE!!!! My new retirement home:D
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    I bet the inside of a kangaroo pouch smells really bad....
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
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    I think Carol Beers is my long lost sister.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    You know it's time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    You know it's time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.

    I do this all the time!!!
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    You know it's time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.

    I do this all the time!!!

    Me, too!!!!!
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    I’ll be thinking about that pic all day, dang........ >:)
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    There would've probably been less evil dictators throughout history it was spelled dicktater.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    Deep down I always knew I’d end up alone. :(
  • dervari
    dervari Posts: 805 Member
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    The mountains are calling, and I must go.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    If I make a to do list and clean for 20 min does that count as being productive

    Also legos.. it's a toy ...where teeny tiny building projects can cost up to $200 And then you cant play with them...just look
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    Why did my fridge die while I was gone? Sigh :(
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    C-3PO is fluent in over 6 million languages, but due to the design of his arms he'll never be able to do sign language.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
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    Isnt the movie Avatar basically the movie Pocahontas?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The Plastic Bag Is The Tumbleweed Of The City.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    I have never been so happy to have s working refrigerator :)
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    I think @4legsRbetterthan2 should start an AMA thread.

    Ask me anything? Amazing mod answers?

    Ask me anything

    You people scare me too much for that

    But I have questions

    Like what? Seems the whats on your mind thread is as good as any. I certainly dont want to try to answer vague questions.

    Why do certain threads stop bumping? Why do certain threads stop alerting for new posts?

    @SabotageinStilettos I thought I would move over here out of consideration for another user.

    Sometimes threads are obvious train wrecks waiting to happen, but not quite there yet. It's our sly attempt to save ourselves alot of work and warnings for posters. Can't get much past you chit chatters though.