Flirt thread
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You had me at :0
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Did You just fart? 'cause You just blew me away.
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Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd bang you on the counter.6
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd bang you on the counter.
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LiftingRiot wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd bang you on the counter.
This made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you
You're gonna keep this line and use it, aren't you?2 -
I am definitely going to use it.1
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd bang you on the counter.
This made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you
You're gonna keep this line and use it, aren't you?
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What do you like for breakfast because I’ll be seeing you in the morning.2
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Your name must be Cambells...... cause you are MMM MMM good!
That's so corny you could shuck it.2 -
I want to flirt like a Mormon1
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You seen the video of the two mormons flirting on that woman’s doorstep?0 -
You are the butter to my bread1
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You stir my manhood with a big spoon.0
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
That’s smooth. Just like Wendy’s new “Vanilla Frosty”. Try one today only 99 cents!
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I'd like mornings better if they started with you..1
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I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock2
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Are you butt dialing? Cause I swear that *kitten* is calling me.2
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten i see.1
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is that a mirror in your pants?? ............ coz i can see myself in them
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eccomi_qui wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
That’s smooth. Just like Wendy’s new “Vanilla Frosty”. Try one today only 99 cents!
I get 'em cheaper because i bought a thing, wanna hang out?0 -
I must say, if anyone ever used any of these lines on me I would probably just stare at them blankly in utter confusion2
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