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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    I zoned out and when i zoned in this girl was doing dumbell rows and glaring at me because i must have been staring at her *kitten*. Sorry notnsorry

    That's why I always where these anywhere I go.

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    But then you can't see where you're going. Then you'll run into someone or something.

    The whole glass lens isn't a mirror, just the sides, so you can still see out of it. And it's not really a mirror, more of a shinier part of the lens.

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    How “ingenious”.
  • dlm4mom
    dlm4mom Posts: 251 Member
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    I don't answer the phone when I don't feel like it. I lie about stopping for fast food on the way home. MINOR compared to lies my husband tells me.
  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
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    I say things in conversations (in person and online) that kill them for days.

    Not rude things, or even weird/inappropriate things... just things that kind of "kill the vibe". I don't do it on purpose. I'm just that person who says and posts things and makes everyone else get really quiet and say "hmm.... I never thought of it that way before..." and then shuffle awkwardly away for a few days.

    I will also gnaw off my forearm to avoid Girl Scouts when they park their table in front of stores and sell cookies. The trouble I will go through to avoid them is astounding.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    PrincessTinyheart wrote: »
    I say things in conversations (in person and online) that kill them for days.

    Not rude things, or even weird/inappropriate things... just things that kind of "kill the vibe". I don't do it on purpose. I'm just that person who says and posts things and makes everyone else get really quiet and say "hmm.... I never thought of it that way before..." and then shuffle awkwardly away for a few days.

    I will also gnaw off my forearm to avoid Girl Scouts when they park their table in front of stores and sell cookies. The trouble I will go through to avoid them is astounding.

    I do not avoid them. I stop at their table pick-up a box of cookies and read the nutrition table out loud and ask the adults if they about selling this.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    I know what's going to happen in a particular situation, but I'm still going to make him say it :naughty:
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
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    Cuz I really wanna say this...

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  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    It only takes a couple of seconds, so I know I'm awful for complaining about this. I hate being asked 'zip me up in the back?' Why does it take two people to dress you?!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    It only takes a couple of seconds, so I know I'm awful for complaining about this. I hate being asked 'zip me up in the back?' Why does it take two people to dress you?!

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    It only takes a couple of seconds, so I know I'm awful for complaining about this. I hate being asked 'zip me up in the back?' Why does it take two people to dress you?!

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    You've used this multiple times today but I will still accept it like I am the bestest

    I've seen some very good uses of gifs today.

    This will be my next award:

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    what about goats? I liked the goats, and you kinda let that one flop yesterday...

    I did a few in different places, you said nothing so I stopped

    I only saw the one in the wheelchair. were there others?

    Places, flips, slides, cute things

    yup I missed em, redo and tag this time ;)

    NO

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    Triggered
  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
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    I thought the Woo was a good thing... like "woooo... way to go!!!". They should have called it "Boo" instead.
  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
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    I'm an awful person because.... I think people should control their kids in public and get really annoyed when I'm out somewhere and a kid dashes in front of me and nearly knocks me over (or I nearly knock THEM over) and their "guardian" just stares through me with glazed-over eyes as if I'm the one at fault. I'm just a little bit tempted to trip the kid.... like "whoops!!!"

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