We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I was too vanilla for her taste...
    #IceIceBaby
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He was under a little too much pressure
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    We couldn't decide which country to live in
  • Essenzook
    Essenzook Posts: 4,052 Member
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    Too much country music
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
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    She ate all the green M&M's
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,573 Member
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    He didn't like my cooking
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She said I chewed too loud
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Asked for all his meals in smoothies Form
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She never spoke, just grunted .. it was odd.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She moved! Hey Jo's I'm still in the basement & the door is locked!
  • BluEyedMama85
    BluEyedMama85 Posts: 560 Member
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    He wouldn't allow me to see his basement :o
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She kept asking if she could get in my back door
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,573 Member
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    he was always out with the guys
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She was always jealous of my fancy oscillating toothbrush. I caught her using mine even though she had a very practical manual powered toothbrush. How could we go back and rebuild the trust? How? :'(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She owned too many battery powered devices :open_mouth:
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Wait.......... are...... you........... breaking......... up........... with.............. me? :cry: :disappointed:
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He spoke with these dramatic pauses....... For......... Everything
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,573 Member
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    she was too organized
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She wouldn't follow the budget and laughed at my pie charts.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    She wouldn't follow the budget and laughed at my pie charts.

    Nobody should ever laugh at plots. Math is not funny.

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