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  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
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    Good morning to all and to all ROLL TIDE!!

    Good Morning Officer

    Good morning.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    He doesn't seem to be answering questions which makes this thread kind of useless

    Yeah, seems like "look at my selfies".
    *Looks at selfies*
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Have you ever apprehended a perp and upon driving them back to the jail have you ever stopped to #2? Now, do you leave the perp in the car or do you bring them inside and handcuff them to a pipe in the bathroom? Ya know, for safe keeping?

    Is this a serious question or am I missing the punchline? (Because I am old....)

    Wait, why wouldn't this be a serious question?!
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
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    81Katz wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    He doesn't seem to be answering questions which makes this thread kind of useless

    Yeah, seems like "look at my selfies".
    *Looks at selfies*

    If an inmate HAS to use the facilities once they are taken into custody, they do it in an enclosed cell, with a transparent door, while being processed in. Does that answer your question?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    He doesn't seem to be answering questions which makes this thread kind of useless

    Yeah, seems like "look at my selfies".
    *Looks at selfies*

    If an inmate HAS to use the facilities once they are taken into custody, they do it in an enclosed cell, with a transparent door, while being processed in. Does that answer your question?

    No.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    He doesn't seem to be answering questions which makes this thread kind of useless

    Yeah, seems like "look at my selfies".
    *Looks at selfies*

    If an inmate HAS to use the facilities once they are taken into custody, they do it in an enclosed cell, with a transparent door, while being processed in. Does that answer your question?

    No.

    :joy: She asked if YOU had to poop

    I'm placing my bets on you as to who could solve a crime faster.
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
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    (....crickets....)

    My mind is focused on other things at that time....
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    If i wanted to pursue a cop whats the easiest way to his handcuffs?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Do you judge people who keep a handcuff key on their keychain?
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    Do you judge people who keep a handcuff key on their keychain?
    I don’t judge people. I simply profile.
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If i wanted to pursue a cop whats the easiest way to his handcuffs?

    I’d say that all depends on the individual Officer.
  • strwbry74
    strwbry74 Posts: 1,728 Member
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    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Do you ever sing the cops theme song while you're on duty?

    This may or may not have been played over the PA while doing saturation patrols in high crime open-air drug market territory.

    LMAO!!!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Do you judge people who keep a handcuff key on their keychain?
    I don’t judge people. I simply profile.

    So what would this say about swanny...i mean an individual
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Do you judge people who keep a handcuff key on their keychain?
    I don’t judge people. I simply profile.

    So what would this say about swanny...i mean an individual

    Aside from the fact that I have good taste in handcuffs.
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
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    DUI Questions?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    DUI Questions?

    How many times a week do you hear drunks say "occifer"?

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