We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he hid all the chocolate
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    I loved her.... but I wasn't IN LOVE with her
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,610 Member
    She hated me AND she was IN HATE with me...
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She drove too fast in construction and school zones. I mean, literally sped up JUST to get her jollies in. Weirdest thing ever...
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  • Essenzook
    Essenzook Posts: 4,052 Member
    She was tooooo sweet!
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    I had a fear of mustard and they had an affinity for yellow....
  • REDMANIV
    REDMANIV Posts: 348 Member
    I got off the mustard and switched to Ketchup and she still would not give me the time of day! On to the next one!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,610 Member
    Although we saw eye to eye on everything, we just couldn’t hear ear to ear on anything...
  • Essenzook
    Essenzook Posts: 4,052 Member
    Got tired of watching the wheels
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    They ran away to join the circus
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    She always played with her lighter in bed. It scared me.
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    He always had that look on his face.
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    She didn’t appreciate me making that face when we kissed
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He had to film us kissing he said he was self conscious of the way his face looked while locking lips
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    I promised to work on it ... we broke up because curling season started, and well, Ali has her priorities.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He didn't support my goal of #Beijing2022
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Her curling was better than mine. The jealousy was too intense to have a meaningful relationship.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,610 Member
    Although she tolerated my ADHD and OCD, it was my ED was too hard to overcome...
    #PunsIntended
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    His Eating Disorder was a little much to deal with. Only purple foods. There aren't many purple foods
  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
    Because I prefer manly men!!!!!
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  • pinksunnyrose
    pinksunnyrose Posts: 453 Member
    I realized I’m straight.
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,517 Member
    It was tough, but her hand being unfortunately joined to her chin just kept getting in the way and her elbow would like me in the eye every time she turned round.
  • pinksunnyrose
    pinksunnyrose Posts: 453 Member
    I would rather be alone than hear any more of his pathological lies.
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,517 Member
    She broke wind in her sleep. Like ALL the time.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He did the safety dance
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    She did the Macarena. On skates!
  • pinksunnyrose
    pinksunnyrose Posts: 453 Member
    He wasn’t sure if he wasn’t into me or my pool boy
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    We haven't got the time. I still think he's a real creep even though I try to pretend that I understand completely. He's a creep but still wonderful in many ways.

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