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Clever_User_Name wrote: »I wish I had more kids. I love everything about being a dad.
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_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »I want a restraining order on anyone who doesn't wear deodorant.Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »It's too hot out to have titts today
Want me to hold them for you?
I DID offer first2 -
_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »Today is the last day of school here. I see alot of parents saying that their kids are going to drive them crazy and they already can't wait for school to start again. I don't understand it. I couldn't be happier to be able to spend more time with my kids this summer and I'm really looking forward to it.
#goodmomalet #hashtagsdontworkhere0 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I don't know what to do with the information I have been given.
Write a book0 -
for the first time In my adult life on payday I paid ALL my bills(and then some) and have some leftover for the rest of the week.
Gonna get some birthday books for myself4 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »for the first time In my adult life on payday I paid ALL my bills(and then some) and have some leftover for the rest of the week.
Gonna get some birthday books for myself
Skip the books, lets celebrate with hookers and blow this weekend man.3 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Oh my god, for the first time in WEEKS I can finally access my own profile
What will you do with this power?
I'll try to bring down @Caporegiem once and for all
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Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Oh my god, for the first time in WEEKS I can finally access my own profile
What will you do with this power?
I'll try to bring down @Caporegiem once and for all
He’s not wrong0 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »for the first time In my adult life on payday I paid ALL my bills(and then some) and have some leftover for the rest of the week.
Gonna get some birthday books for myself
Skip the books, lets celebrate with hookers and blow this weekend man.
Don't corrupt him
Lol no worries they’re a little out of my price range0 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Oh my god, for the first time in WEEKS I can finally access my own profile
What will you do with this power?
I'll try to bring down @Caporegiem once and for all
I feel like he should've said, "...no try, there is."
At that point the audience would've thought he was having a stroke.0 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »for the first time In my adult life on payday I paid ALL my bills(and then some) and have some leftover for the rest of the week.
Gonna get some birthday books for myself
Skip the books, lets celebrate with hookers and blow this weekend man.
Don't corrupt him
Lol no worries they’re a little out of my price range
Wait until it's in paper back then.1 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »Lol no worries they’re a little out of my price rangeWait until it's in paper back then.
We're just going to go to Barns & Noble and use them till we're done, then put them back.1 -
Caporegiem wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »Lol no worries they’re a little out of my price rangeWait until it's in paper back then.
We're just going to go to Barns & Noble and use them till we're done, then put them back.
Lol I love you0 -
Clever_User_Name wrote: »Last night, I had a dream where I was at a Barack Obama speech. I had him sign a book he had written. Later, when I looked to see what he wrote, it said "Have a bitchin' summer,. Barry"
I just laughed out loud
This house is...0 -
Greek food. In. My. Belly.2
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natty_or_not wrote: »An asshat failed to fully appreciate your worth. That does not mean you are unworthy of love.
Thank you I needed this0 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »I've been bringing mini carrots to work for three days now and I've also been eating them very slowly in the hopes that I am irritating my coworker as much as he irritates me with his loud eating every day
Eat crackers and try to whistle at the same time.2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »I've been bringing mini carrots to work for three days now and I've also been eating them very slowly in the hopes that I am irritating my coworker as much as he irritates me with his loud eating every day
I just had some mini carrots too.1
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