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True Confessions - Don't Judge
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rickswifey83 wrote: »I walked into the men's room by accident, I needed to go so badly I stayed and went. I got out of the stall, washed my hands, smiled at the gentleman who was washing his hands, and walked out like a champ. Lucky for me, the urinals are in stalls so I didn't see anything....
I'm always doing that. I don't stay though. I run out of there like my life depended on it lol5 -
rickswifey83 wrote: »I walked into the men's room by accident, I needed to go so badly I stayed and went. I got out of the stall, washed my hands, smiled at the gentleman who was washing his hands, and walked out like a champ. Lucky for me, the urinals are in stalls so I didn't see anything....
This is funny...That poor guy was super confused I bet...0 -
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rickswifey83 wrote: »I walked into the men's room by accident, I needed to go so badly I stayed and went. I got out of the stall, washed my hands, smiled at the gentleman who was washing his hands, and walked out like a champ. Lucky for me, the urinals are in stalls so I didn't see anything....
You should have walked out and said 'phew, I'd leave it a minute if I were you' then casually walked off. He would remember it for the rest of his life 👍0 -
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rickswifey83 wrote: »rickswifey83 wrote: »I walked into the men's room by accident, I needed to go so badly I stayed and went. I got out of the stall, washed my hands, smiled at the gentleman who was washing his hands, and walked out like a champ. Lucky for me, the urinals are in stalls so I didn't see anything....
You should have walked out and said 'phew, I'd leave it a minute if I were you' then casually walked off. He would remember it for the rest of his life 👍
I may have walked out like a champ, but I was too nervous and scared to be memorable in that moment...I think the smile did it, I could have added a wink perhaps...maybe next time
imho
A woman can stroll right thru a mens restroom without a guy caring (really, we don't care.).
On the other hand......
Well, our local police rarely believe that it was an honest, one-time mistake.
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I pissed on a taxi drivers foot drunk🤦1
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IC: at least half of my workouts are done purely so that I can fit junk food into my calorie budget.5
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elliejayneday132 wrote: »I pissed on a taxi drivers foot drunk🤦
what's the emoji ?
a blonde guy ?
..... is he also drunk ?
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IC i waited to long to eat ....now i feel sick1
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »IC i wanna see it
Hasn't everyone?0 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »IC i wanna see it
Hasn't everyone?
Most likely....im the last at everything
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »IC i wanna see it
Hasn't everyone?
Most likely....im the last at everything
You didnt miss much
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »IC i wanna see it
Hasn't everyone?
Most likely....im the last at everything
You didnt miss much
Haha whew....now i feel better. Now i can sleep. Was it as funny looking as they say?0 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »IC i wanna see it
Hasn't everyone?
Most likely....im the last at everything
You didnt miss much
Haha whew....now i feel better. Now i can sleep. Was it as funny looking as they say?
Funnier even. Took me a while to make out exactly what it was... but once I saw it, I couldn't unsee it. I had a dream about it the other night... I both laughed and cried and woke up in a panic!2 -
Drinking alone is much more sad on your birthday, someone come drink with me
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Clever_User_Name wrote: »IC I made former Detroit Red Wing, Darren McCarty say to me "that's one of the most messed up things I've ever seen".
Sounds like there's a story there1 -
Clever_User_Name wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »IC I made former Detroit Red Wing, Darren McCarty say to me "that's one of the most messed up things I've ever seen".
Sounds like there's a story there
One I can't post here
Well I would love to hear it sometime0 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »Drinking alone is much more sad on your birthday, someone come drink with me
Happy Birthday
IC I never send food back to the kitchen at a restaurant because gives me anxiety. I'll either eat it with disappointment or box it up for my dog.1 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »Clever_User_Name wrote: »IC I made former Detroit Red Wing, Darren McCarty say to me "that's one of the most messed up things I've ever seen".
Sounds like there's a story there
One I can't post here
Well I would love to hear it sometime
Same0 -
IC I'm ready for a new chapter but am having difficulty closing the current one.2
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IC I want to send a couple FR but i'm afraid of rejection. ...
Or maybe i'm just afraid they'll report me 4 -
bhadbahabi wrote: »IC I'm ready for a new chapter but am having difficulty closing the current one.
Me1 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »IC I want to send a couple FR but i'm afraid of rejection. ...
Or maybe i'm just afraid they'll report me
Me. It takes me ages to work up the nerve to send one and then I stare at the message box and panic silently for a while before I hit send.0 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »I confess I just checked my sons snap chat because he isn’t home and I was curious to know how he speaks to girls.
I did that....good moms do...1 -
On the other hand...im awful
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JustKeepTryin wrote: »IC I want to send a couple FR but i'm afraid of rejection. ...
Or maybe i'm just afraid they'll report me
Just go ahead and send it to me. I don't bite 😈
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JustKeepTryin wrote: »IC I want to send a couple FR but i'm afraid of rejection. ...
Or maybe i'm just afraid they'll report me
Just go ahead and send it to me. I don't bite 😈
Yea that's gonna convince me 0
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