Unspoken Rules

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  • joemac1988
    joemac1988 Posts: 1,021 Member
    Zipper merge...one car from each lane. If you try to double up from your lane, I WILL hit you. Try me.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    If you wake me up you will suffer the consequences.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    don't be an *kitten*, its not that hard

    I told a guy this on Saturday and he tried to beat me up

    Did he? What does this mean? You layed the smackdown on him and thwarted his attempt?

    Well not exactly, I just used my words like an adult
  • Lift_Run_Eat
    Lift_Run_Eat Posts: 986 Member
    joemac1988 wrote: »
    Chapstick does NOT get shared.

    You obviously do not have kids... or have never been desperate.
    But I agree otherwise.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    If you do not have something nice to say, say nothing at all
  • epr3996
    epr3996 Posts: 2,719 Member
    When you are driving and see a Runner/Walker give them a little space so they know they will not be hit today!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    If you do not have something nice to say, say nothing at all post it here:
    https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10672838/say-it-without-really-saying-it

    FIFY
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    don't be an *kitten*, its not that hard

    I told a guy this on Saturday and he tried to beat me up

    Did he? What does this mean? You layed the smackdown on him and thwarted his attempt?

    Well not exactly, I just used my words like an adult

    Good for you young man. Although I would take from this that he technically did not try to beat you up, but he was angered enough that he thought about it.... and your adult words allowed the confrontation to not escalate further.
  • justinewillcutyou
    justinewillcutyou Posts: 530 Member
    Clean up after yourself/your animals/your kids in public!
  • lorib642
    lorib642 Posts: 1,942 Member
    Once it enters the house it is fair game
  • Mazda_Mx5
    Mazda_Mx5 Posts: 722 Member
    Always say please and thank you.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Don't park your car so close to someone else's that they can't open their door. Climbing across the passenger seat is not fun.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Don't park your car so close to someone else's that they can't open their door. Climbing across the passenger seat is not fun.

    Yesss.. this.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    don't be an *kitten*, its not that hard

    I told a guy this on Saturday and he tried to beat me up

    Did he? What does this mean? You layed the smackdown on him and thwarted his attempt?

    Well not exactly, I just used my words like an adult

    Good for you young man. Although I would take from this that he technically did not try to beat you up, but he was angered enough that he thought about it.... and your adult words allowed the confrontation to not escalate further.

    Exactly!
  • BrSpiritus
    BrSpiritus Posts: 190 Member
    Unless you're my wife don't touch me. Some people are a bit touchy feely these days.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited July 2018
    Wipe your shoes off on the provided rug at the door.
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    edited July 2018
    LouisTamsi wrote: »
    Unless you're my wife don't touch me. Some people are a bit touchy feely these days.

    Upon reading this, I'm reminded of John DiResta. He felt that the pedicurist was a little touchy feely. Lol. He was like, "Why did she do that?
    Only my wife ...Don'tt ttttouch!" ... Sorry John!
  • iamunicoon
    iamunicoon Posts: 839 Member
    I'm not a spontaneous person. You want us to meet, let me know at least 48h in advance. If your plans involve food (especially buffet style dinners), I'm gonna need you to send me a formal invitation in written form no less than a week in advance. List the names of everyone else invited and give me a rough timeline so I'll know how long I'm gonna have to pretend to be a normal person for.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Don't curse in public. Have some *kitten* decency and save that *kitten* for your personal, confined spaces. Also, before you start throwing *kitten* bombs in front of people you just met, try to at least feel them out first. Some folks are not about that life.

    *kitten* dont get your panties in a wad. (Again you may not be joking here...so if you are not i apoligize :D in advance )
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    iamunicoon wrote: »
    I'm not a spontaneous person. You want us to meet, let me know at least 48h in advance. If your plans involve food (especially buffet style dinners), I'm gonna need you to send me a formal invitation in written form no less than a week in advance. List the names of everyone else invited and give me a rough timeline so I'll know how long I'm gonna have to pretend to be a normal person for.

    I am kinda the same way. This is especially true if I have guests coming to my home.
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    Unless we say we want to see your wiener we do in fact not want to see your wiener. TMI? Seriously though. 😒
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    If I nod and agree, it means I have dismissed your logic as unsound and see no need to argue further, and I'm just going to do whatever I was going to do anyway.

    I really wish someone would explain this to my mil so her uneducated *kitten* would stop giving me medical advice

    I could not agree more with this.
  • Mazda_Mx5
    Mazda_Mx5 Posts: 722 Member
    If you drop food on the floor it's ok.
    You can still eat it .
    Just blow on it .
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Dont eat my chickens or I will have to hunt you down
  • frankmartini123
    frankmartini123 Posts: 21 Member
    Don’t button the bottom button on a blazer...EVER
  • orangegato
    orangegato Posts: 6,572 Member
    Wash your hands after using the bathroom.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Don’t button the bottom button on a blazer...EVER

    Ummmm, why?
  • orangegato
    orangegato Posts: 6,572 Member
    If you break up with me and move out, please take all your *kitten* crap with you.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    orangegato wrote: »
    If you break up with me and move out, please take all your *kitten* crap with you.

    Well, this is why you never let someone move in :|