Funny Facts about you...

I have about 150 shotglasses in my collection

My childhood imaginary friend was named Alex after Alex P. Keaton(Family Ties) because I was madly in love with Michael J. Fox. Oddly enough, my son is named Alex, and it was more of a coincidence than a choice made because of my previous crush. It was one of the few names my hubby and I could agree on.

I never read a magazine from the 1 page I always start backwards ..last page to first...
I'm left handed but I can print better with my right hand
Iam terrified of clowns

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

I have never broken a bone.

When I eat cereal it's milk first THEN handfuls of cereal thrown in the milk. Small handfuls, so I can eat it before it gets squishy. I cannot eat squishy cereal.

Up until I was 13 I believed I was going to be able to fly WHEN I turned 13, thanks to my mom who fed me this story for many years. Obviously, I was very innocent (or naive!).

I try to match the color of an item of clothing to its hanger when putting clothes away.

•I love watermelon but I'm allergic 2 it.
•I'm claustrophobic.
•I can't stand lettuce or fish.
•I have always wanted 2 hug a gorilla. (lol)
•I think warthogs r cute.
•I listen 2 screamo/metalcore (music) but every once in a while, I have 2 listen 2 "Break the Ice" by Britney Spears.
•I've been sexually mature since I was 8!! =O
•If I see something soft, I HAVE 2 hug it.
•I can't stand the thought of singing or crying infront of someone.
•I HATE being tickled or picked up.
•My parents kept dropping me on my head when I was a baby...

SPIDERS freak me out I think this is because when I was 14 I woke up one night and couldnt open my one eye. Went to the bathroom opened my eye lids with my fingers looked at my eyeball and it looked like the blue part was pushed into the white part called my Mom she was no help when I said hey it looks like its pushed in she said in a loud freaked out voice YOUR RIGHT!! We went to emergency I got some drop and when the swelling went down was left with a huge black eye. This was all from 1 spider bite on my eye.

When I eat skittles or M&M's, I have to eat them in color pairs...I can't have two brown, two yellow, and five blue ones. I have to eat three blue to even it out. lol

I can pinch people with my toes and pick stuff up with my feet.

1. I was afraid of *****willows when I was a kid. I would scream and run away from them. (they won't let me type p-u-s-s-y-willows)
2. I've always been obsessed with other womens' boobs because mine were always droopy like an udder, even as a teen.
3. I cannot STAND people mispronoucing, misspelling, making grammatical errors, etc.
-Where's it at? (after the second preposition)
-Me and Bobby went to the store (Bobby and I went to the store)
-To, Too and Two, There and Their, etc.
-"Prolly"....it is PROBABLY, regardless of internet abbreviations
and a million others.
4. Drives me nuts when someone misses a beltloop or has their pantleg stuck in their boot
5. I spend hours counting on my fingers, don't know why.
6. Have a horrendous fear of dying in a car crash (or someone I love).
7. I have rehomed over 300 Saint Bernards and well over 1000 animals in all.
8. I adopted an Army soldier in Afghanistan. He is now 24 years old and lives in Texas with Mexican parents. He calls me Mom and his friends don't understand how he can have a "white" Mother. I have never met him in person, just phone calls, care packages and emails. He is home safe now, thank goodness. My husband thinks I am nuts.
9. I do not hate the people, but I HATE accents from Chicago and Minnesota (I am soooooo sorry) and Pittsburgh. There is reason for the Pittsburgh thing, but no logical reason for the others.
10. As part of being a vocal coach, I have spent a great deal of time teaching people to lose various accents.
11. I was a phone sex "actress" for three years because I couldn't sleep at night and made lots of money doing it.
12. I can sing Hotel California like a chicken bucking.
13. I slept in an apartment used by Jon Bon Jovi when he was recording his first songs, before he was famous. It was my home away from home for about four years. Not as a fan, but because of work, I probably, at one time, knew more about the guy than most anyone, including some of his family.
14. I know I have a problem with not being able to shut up and just rambling on for hours, often boring others. SORRY!

Since I'm fairly new to "Chit chat"!


As a child loved the show "alf" so much I wished to marry somebody with a last name starting with "F"(first two initials are A L).

i loved alf

I am terrified of frogs! It's like all hell breaks loose when I see one. I have done some embarrassing things just to get away. Of course, it is pretty funny for those around me who get to witness them....I just can't help it...

i tell people i'm allergic to things so they don't think it's weird i don't like them

i've sat through 2 tapings of the maury show (wild and crazy teens and a paternity test results show!)

i dont like when people touch my feet - i've never gotten a pedicure!

sometimes when i'm alone, i sing and dance along to music and pretend i'm a rock star

I listen to christmas music when I clean

I can't tell time on a normal clock. I can take a guess if I know AROUND what time it is but I'm usually wrong. I'm 24.

I still turn left when someone says right and vice versa.

When I was 8 years olf, I was an extra in the movie "The Cowboy Way" which was partly filmed in Espanola, NM. My aunt, grandma, and I were in the rodeo scene as spectators.

I'm allergic to caterpillars. In Florida and probably other places in the south, we get these little "furry" caterpillars. They look cute and fuzzy, but one time one crawled onto the under side of my arm without me noticing. When I put my arm down, I got all the "hairs" stuck in my arm, and the entire right side of my body swelled up, got red, and burned like I was on fire. It began to really tingle and I was starting to have trouble moving my arm and leg on that side. I took a shower and then rubbed some Benadryl cream on it, but it kept getting worse. I ended up taking 3 Benadryl, falling asleep for hours, and when I woke up it had gone down, but the rash on the entire side of my body didn't go away for days. It looked like I got attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes.