We broke up because...
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            His beard chaffed me... wont tell you where
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            His toenails were so long they clicked on the floor like a dog.0
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            We were going different directions. She’s this way and I’m that way.0
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            Her hope didn't anchor my soul....instead I was shackled with bungee cords and duct tape0
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            He kept way too much duct tape in the trunk of his car, next to the tarps and shovel.0
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            she kept me wrapped in duct tape and a tarpe... which was fun during our play time, but then she left for work
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            Too impatient. I told you I would be home by 60
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            Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »spent all day cooking her spam fried rice but she threw it back at me
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth! He kept trying to make me eat spam. It's not even a real food!0 - 
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            He was always in a rush to take off someone ELSES panties0
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            I told him not to look better than me. He didn't listen.0
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            She never made me peaches and cream0
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            She thought a 30 year age gap was to much.0
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            His retirment fund wasn't enough to stay and keep me in the lifestyle I want.0
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            he said he would be my sugar daddy... he turned out to be Splenda and too young
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            I preferred to wish and not do0
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            The peaches were great, but the cream was warm0
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            He had a fruit fetish0
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            His cat freaked me out always staring at me and talking to me0
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            He kept hiding the snacks from me. I was hungry all the time!0
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