Office Gossip
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I swear one of you have this missing paperwork but it falls on me with the blame..
You guys are so freakin senile its probably somewhere on your desk or shoved up your *kitten*!!!! *kitten* morons.2 -
Stop sitting in my chair. Don't touch it, don't even look at it. It took me forever to get it to where it's almost comfortable.1
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Did she really call me and say she was in the parking garage, when she was out at Starbucks eating breakfast?
Exactly how do her friends know the exact moment that she walks into the office to start calling?
Are you really on the phone fighting with your wife, when you are sitting right outside my office?0 -
I never hear the gossip cause i kinda keep to myself...anything i hear comes from my best friend cause shes all about it...we are quite opposites..not sure how we even ended up besties lol0
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Of all the bagels, you get the onion ones. *kitten* you.3
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There were dirty dishes coated in used coffee grounds in the office sink this morning. Hey kittenhead, leaving them overnight doesn't magically clean'em.1
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »
This is my dad0 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »There were dirty dishes coated in used coffee grounds in the office sink this morning. Hey kittenhead, leaving them overnight doesn't magically clean'em.
But you can't know for certain
All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.
Which is why, fork them. IF I HAD A CLEAN FORK
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I used to bring in cheese snacks to work and put them in the fridge. . Other people would bring in 2-liters of coke and other things. . These items would mysteriously disappear. It became a joke and the perp became knows as the "Cheeseburgler". . I even put the book "Who Moved My Cheese" in the fridge drawer. But, to no avail. My cheese just wasn't safe.1
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I heard Dwight and Angela are sleeping together1
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"I'm an Idea Man"
What I want to say "Meaning you're a no-planning, no-execution, no- follow-through man??"2 -
I need to stick this up on my wall:
Instead Of: You don't have a *kitten* clue, do you?
Try Saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: She's a *kitten* power-crazy *kitten*
Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: And when the *kitten* do you expect me to do this?
Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: *kitten* off arsehole
Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: Well *kitten* me backwards with a telegraph pole
Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a *kitten*.
Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of: Not my *kitten* problem.
Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: What the *kitten*?
Try Saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: No *kitten* chance mate.
Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: Why the *kitten* didn't you tell me that yesterday?
Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: He's got his head up his *kitten* *kitten*.
Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of: Oi, *kitten* face.
Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs *kitten* holidays anyway.
Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway5 -
You're one of them people who do things over and over again expecting different results, are you?SnackherBarrell wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »There were dirty dishes coated in used coffee grounds in the office sink this morning. Hey kittenhead, leaving them overnight doesn't magically clean'em.
But you can't know for certain
All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.
Which is why, fork them. IF I HAD A CLEAN FORK
But THIS time could be different
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I need to stick this up on my wall:
Instead Of: You don't have a *kitten* clue, do you?
Try Saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: She's a *kitten* power-crazy *kitten*
Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: And when the *kitten* do you expect me to do this?
Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: *kitten* off arsehole
Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: Well *kitten* me backwards with a telegraph pole
Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a *kitten*.
Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of: Not my *kitten* problem.
Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: What the *kitten*?
Try Saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: No *kitten* chance mate.
Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: Why the *kitten* didn't you tell me that yesterday?
Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: He's got his head up his *kitten* *kitten*.
Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of: Oi, *kitten* face.
Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs *kitten* holidays anyway.
Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Yeah I'm not sure I could comply with a few options on this list. The rest can be delivered with the appropriate deadpan cynicism so I guess those can stay.2 -
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You "kitten" failure to plan is not a reason for a "kitten" crisis on my part.
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »
Let's circle back on that one, but let's not reinvent the wheel.
SIX SIGMAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, let's not reinvent the wheel but we do need to think outside the box. Meeting @ 1pm yo discuss ideas.
5S, Kaizan!
Haha, this is getting good.
But but but Apple! Let's base all our business decisions off of our perception of Apple.
We can cross that bridge when we get there, I don't want to make a mountain out of a molehill
btw: my coworker says mountain out of a mole hole... drives me crazy!!!1 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »
Let's circle back on that one, but let's not reinvent the wheel.
SIX SIGMAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, let's not reinvent the wheel but we do need to think outside the box. Meeting @ 1pm yo discuss ideas.
5S, Kaizan!
Haha, this is getting good.
But but but Apple! Let's base all our business decisions off of our perception of Apple.
We can cross that bridge when we get there, I don't want to make a mountain out of a molehill
btw: my coworker says mountain out of a mole hole... drives me crazy!!!
Sounds like a topic for our sprint retrospective. We'll never get from Storming to Performing with this sort of team dynamic.0 -
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