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  • tcunbelievertcunbeliever Member Posts: 8,164 Member Member Posts: 8,164 Member
    Do you want some coffee/wine/whiskey?

    There is never a point in time at which I don't want more of these.
  • Pour_DecisionsPour_Decisions Member Posts: 1,053 Member Member Posts: 1,053 Member
    Do you want some coffee/wine/whiskey?

    There is never a point in time at which I don't want more of these.

    Same.

    Also "Is it too early for a drink?" Duh....It's NEVER too early. :D
  • Gaygirl2120Gaygirl2120 Member Posts: 541 Member Member Posts: 541 Member
    Did your tattoos hurt? No the needles being dug into my skin felt like tiny fairy kisses 🙄
  • tinuztinuz Member Posts: 1,117 Member Member Posts: 1,117 Member
    are you awake...........always got me going
  • maureenkhildemaureenkhilde Member Posts: 850 Member Member Posts: 850 Member
    On a weekly basis I am asked at the Pet Shelter I volunteer at. How do Pet Shelters get animals to adopt? More often than not, it is adults asking this question. Sigh..
  • tams_89tams_89 Member Posts: 2,541 Member Member Posts: 2,541 Member
    What's his name?
    Whilst holding my baby girl wearing a pink dress.
  • competeagaincompeteagain Member Posts: 770 Member Member Posts: 770 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
    What's his name?
    Whilst holding my baby girl wearing a pink dress.

    Transbaby
  • shaf238shaf238 Member Posts: 4,021 Member Member Posts: 4,021 Member
    "Will you marry me?" 🙄
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 20,197 Member Member Posts: 20,197 Member
    Do ya' wanna ?
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 265,927 Member Member Posts: 265,927 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Do ya' wanna ?

    Well duh :D


    Is it raining outside?.. as I walk in the door dripping wet.
  • elsie6hickmanelsie6hickman Member Posts: 3,863 Member Member Posts: 3,863 Member
    "you're not from around here, are you?"
  • LumberJacckLumberJacck Member Posts: 559 Member Member Posts: 559 Member
    "What year was Jesus Christ born?". Me: "the dark ages, around 1200". I couldn't resist.
  • alexa0nealexa0ne Member Posts: 90 Member Member Posts: 90 Member
    I have this colleague before. I told her to consult Google for some football jargons. A couple of minutes later she approaches me, "Why do I need to go to google?"

    :(
  • 777Gemma888777Gemma888 Member Posts: 9,580 Member Member Posts: 9,580 Member
    You should come home and stand for the elections. Don't you care what's happening to the country?

    * What exactly? Positive debt from overdue infrastructural upgrades. No thanks!! America suits me very well, thank you! Seriously?!?
  • VUA21VUA21 Member Posts: 2,073 Member Member Posts: 2,073 Member
    At the grocery store and see someone I know:

    Them:"What are you doing here?"

    Me:"........😐.... ".
  • RachelElserRachelElser Member Posts: 1,048 Member Member Posts: 1,048 Member
    Working at Disney "what time is the 3 o'clock parade?" .........it's at 3 o'clock.
  • tinak33tinak33 Member Posts: 9,886 Member Member Posts: 9,886 Member
    "Who do you belong to?" followed shortly by "Where's the 'He'?" ummm...... :huh: :unamused:
  • Pour_DecisionsPour_Decisions Member Posts: 1,053 Member Member Posts: 1,053 Member
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