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Dumbest Question You've Been Asked

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  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    Do you want some coffee/wine/whiskey?

    There is never a point in time at which I don't want more of these.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    tcunbeliever wrote: »
    Do you want some coffee/wine/whiskey?

    There is never a point in time at which I don't want more of these.

    Same.

    Also "Is it too early for a drink?" Duh....It's NEVER too early. :D
  • Gaygirl2120
    Gaygirl2120 Posts: 541 Member
    Did your tattoos hurt? No the needles being dug into my skin felt like tiny fairy kisses 🙄
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  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    are you awake...........always got me going
  • maureenkhilde
    maureenkhilde Posts: 849 Member
    On a weekly basis I am asked at the Pet Shelter I volunteer at. How do Pet Shelters get animals to adopt? More often than not, it is adults asking this question. Sigh..
  • competeagain
    competeagain Posts: 770 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
    What's his name?
    Whilst holding my baby girl wearing a pink dress.

    Transbaby
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    "Will you marry me?" 🙄
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Do ya' wanna ?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Do ya' wanna ?

    Well duh :D


    Is it raining outside?.. as I walk in the door dripping wet.
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    "you're not from around here, are you?"
  • LumberJacck
    LumberJacck Posts: 559 Member
    "What year was Jesus Christ born?". Me: "the dark ages, around 1200". I couldn't resist.
  • alexa0ne
    alexa0ne Posts: 90 Member
    I have this colleague before. I told her to consult Google for some football jargons. A couple of minutes later she approaches me, "Why do I need to go to google?"

    :(
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    You should come home and stand for the elections. Don't you care what's happening to the country?

    * What exactly? Positive debt from overdue infrastructural upgrades. No thanks!! America suits me very well, thank you! Seriously?!?
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    At the grocery store and see someone I know:

    Them:"What are you doing here?"

    Me:"........😐.... ".
  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 1,049 Member
    Working at Disney "what time is the 3 o'clock parade?" .........it's at 3 o'clock.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    "Who do you belong to?" followed shortly by "Where's the 'He'?" ummm...... :huh: :unamused:
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    Honestly?
  • cdlee05mfp
    cdlee05mfp Posts: 1,139 Member
    my ex girlfriend once asked me "what type of a fly is a shoo-fly anyways?"

    Me: After a blank moment of silence in trying to decide if she was serious or not proceeded in asking, "You mean as in shoo-fly, don't bother me??"
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    cdlee05mfp wrote: »
    my ex girlfriend once asked me "what type of a fly is a shoo-fly anyways?"

    Me: After a blank moment of silence in trying to decide if she was serious or not proceeded in asking, "You mean as in shoo-fly, don't bother me??"

    This made me giggle.
  • EliseValerie01
    EliseValerie01 Posts: 32 Member
    Working at an ice cream parlour:
    Customer: "What's the difference between soft ice cream and hard ice cream?"
    Me: "Soft ice cream is soft, and hard ice cream is hard."
    How else was I supposed to answer? 😂
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    You don't work? Aren't you bored?
  • Bronty3
    Bronty3 Posts: 104 Member
    I have a twin who is a boy. I am not a boy. People know I am not a boy and that my brother is one...yet they will still ask if we are identical twins....my whole life.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    What are you? Um, human.

    Are you pregnant? I was 16. No, I am just not a twig.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    What are you? Um, human.

    Are you pregnant? I was 16. No, I am just not a twig.

    I got this at 16, 21 and I still get this now. I've never been thin. I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat.. thanks.
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    Just gonna throw this out there.....half the stupid questions get asked by stupid people.... but the other half get asked because the one getting asked may have a history of stupidity.......like, did you eat the rat poison? I would wager if you get asked this question, the person asking it isnt the dumb one......;)
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    I was asked once if my cat was half raccoon. I said "no, she's all cat."
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