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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you read read as read and not read, you have to re-read read as read so you can read read correctly so it can then make sense.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    When playing a video game, easy mode is just hard mode for the bad guys.
  • cee134
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    Star Wars took place way in the past, really far away, but we are seeing it now because of how long it took for the light to reach us.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It’s easy to do permanent damage when you’re temporarily upset.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Law enforcement must be the only profession where it’s considered normal to scream out your job title while you’re at work.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    you should always take the roads less traveled in life.

    unless those roads are lined with people telling you what a purdy mouth you got.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    You can’t go out and buy pants unless you already have pants, so you can thank your first pair of pants for this.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A cactus is just a really aggressive cucumber.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If humans ever go to war with AI, we'll have to send coded messages to each other in the form of CAPTCHAS.
  • cee134
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    When you dress up as a skeleton, you become a skeleton sandwich filled with skin.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It would be great if your body could store sleep hours, like sleep for 16 hours, than you could stay up for two days without getting tired.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Cheese is just a loaf of milk.
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
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    Stop the world - it is time to get off.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face.

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