Red Flags

funjen1972 wrote: »

Red flags (all from a first date Tuesday night):

1. Says 'all fat people are lazy'. Dismisses my 5 inch thyroid scar.
2. Says 'I'll grab your snatch right here' (*gasp*)
3. Brags about all his stuff and how much money he spends on it.
4. Has 3 more cocktails after the first 3 which makes him sloppy and handsy.
5. Insists I'm the best that's ever happened to him, even though he only talked about himself (I take this one back...it's probably true.)

Yep, I really know how to pick 'em. *sigh*

And you stuck it out? 2 shoulda been a heavy purse to the fohead.

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

When he sends you a selfie and bath and body works hand soap is in the picture along with some pink hand towels but he claims he single.

This what the crop feature is for.

george5911 wrote: »

funjen1972 wrote: »

Red flags (all from a first date Tuesday night):

1. Says 'all fat people are lazy'. Dismisses my 5 inch thyroid scar.
2. Says 'I'll grab your snatch right here' (*gasp*)
3. Brags about all his stuff and how much money he spends on it.
4. Has 3 more cocktails after the first 3 which makes him sloppy and handsy.
5. Insists I'm the best that's ever happened to him, even though he only talked about himself (I take this one back...it's probably true.)

Yep, I really know how to pick 'em. *sigh*

And you stuck it out? 2 shoulda been a heavy purse to the fohead.

2 was awful! It ended up being comical. I didn't think it could get any worse and then it did, over and over. I forgot he insulted my car too. Laughed because it was a 2005. I laughed because I don't have a car payment.

Gotta kiss some frogs...

iMago wrote: »

if she's a libra

Hey now, we're not all that bad!

mustacheU2Lift wrote: »

My red flag is once I see one of your red flags I hit eject.

Now I understand 😜

My red flags:
1. I prefer cats over dogs, but dogs are ok
2. If you anger me most likely I will walk away and calm down.
3. I don't show what I'm feeling very often. Be glad if I smile cause I think you are funny.
4. I over analyze everything and make complex plans before doing things the easy way. Get over it.
5. I'm generally right about things, if I tell you I am not sure about something I'm most likely 70% right. Google it.
6. I work on computers for a job, and my own for fun. Your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate gets to pay, not for free. (Payment can include food.)
7. I'm sorry I don't like asian foods. Everything I've tried has made me ill. If you like it great, go get some and I'll eat something else.
8. I work a full time job, that doesn't mean every dime I make is yours. I am not your free ride, get a job and get insurance. I'll pay most of the bills but it's nice to have some help.
9. I don't talk much, get used to it, when I do talk I use movie quotes regularly.
10. Video games are how I relieve stress, working on cars is how I relieve stress, going out and going off roading is how I relieve stress. If you are not ok with this then move along, nothing to see here.
11. Don't complain about me not helping and then not help. And if I am doing the yard work, working on the cars, doing dishes and laundry and you are complaining about me not doing anything go ahead and move along.
12. You have friends, please feel free to spend time with them but don't demand I not spend time with my friends.
13. I want to be on time to things, that means if you aren't ready I will find something else to do. I'm not sitting around waiting for you to finish getting ready to go so we arrive when the activity is over.


Ok, so I'm horrible to live with which is why I'm now single.

Red flag- I don't try and understand peoples lack of motivation. I take it for laziness

allthingsmajor wrote: »

I'd rather do it for you than teach you

Yessssssss this