We broke up because...
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She Was A Screamer0
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he screamed like a little girl every chance he got0
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She never let me tie her up0
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He kept chasing me around with a lasso0
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I failed to recognize that the “h” in her name is silent...0
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He keeps thinking poorly of me!0
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She would never lose the bunny ears0
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She wanted me to get rid of he bunny ears.
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She Wouldn’t Let Me Wear The Bunny Ears 😠0
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She stayed on MFP all day0
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He ate too many onions0
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he had bad breath0
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Overused the Spanish Inquisition joke0
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He didn't like my Monty Python jokes0
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He wouldn’t stop watching “Life of Brian”.0
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The usual stuff. Something always came up.0
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Because I wouldn’t work out with him0
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Because she was a cubs fan. Go Brewers!0
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He insisted we watch baseball instead of hockey0
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She watched too much hockey0
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He didn't understand that you can NEVER watch too much hockey0
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Hockey was her life. Her heart was frozen.
Oh wait mine was frozen too. Dammit I made a mistake1 -
She was cheering for the wrong hockey team!0
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She kept hitting me with a hockey stick0
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She Hated Going To The Nude Beach With Me0
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HE got confussed on who was who0
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I Broke Off His Advancements
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Thats what I mean he got confused lol0
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He loved Tig more 😔0
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