My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He assumed the dog collar hanging on a peg by the front door was for him0
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She wanted to take me for a walk0
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It was going great until he started trying to arm wrestle the waiter.1
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until he realized I don't like country music....1
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She likes thrash, I like melodic death0
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Milk started coming out of his nose, and ears, and eyeballs! Why didn't you tell me you were lactose intolerant?1
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Still going great.. we went on a date a year ago and we've been together ever since :
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She pulled out a clipboard and started asking me if I've ever been seen at this hospital before.0
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He stripped and ran around the restaurant, screaming he was belzeebub0
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Until it turned fantastic
Hi ya Jo 0 -
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How's that little Doggy ? 0 -
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we just never got along0
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She broke my thumb showing off her arm wrestling skills0
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theresa120 wrote: »She challenged me to a fight to the death. RIP @katerwedo ...
There can be only one @theresa120 ....and although you ripped my shirt......you didn't pass the muster.
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She ran off with the bartender0
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she ran off with the bartender lol
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He jumped into the ocean without warning0
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she left me to the sharks
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... he said he was a swinger.0
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... he said he was a Blackhawks fan.0
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She made fun of my grey hair0
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She shaved me bald0
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She Made Fun Of My Baby Smooth
Bald Head ☺️😄🤣😁0 -
He kept asking everyone in the restaurant to rub his head.1
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He broke free of his leash0
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She Ran Out Of Maple Syrup😙🎶🎶0
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He found out I was Australian..0
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I like Australians1
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