My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She was more interested in talking to @katerwedo0
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she always wanted to wrestle0
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She preferred mud wrestling but I only wrestle in pudding.0
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She neglected to realize I wasn't a she1
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what date?0
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »She preferred mud wrestling but I only wrestle in pudding.
she was a sore loser0 -
She didn't like the pudding I tried to share with her.0
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Both of us thought we were the alpha .......and we both liked pudding too much!1
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She wouldn’t quit throwing pudding at people0
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She walked off with my dessert0
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He followed some chick carrying pudding0
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I got arrested for old warrants0
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He went to jail..0
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She didn't agree to conjugal visits.0
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I found out she was a felon0
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The SWAT team crashed the restaurant and took him away.1
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She took to out to dinner as part of a Sting Op0
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my dog bit you1
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she found out it was her dog being served on the Chinese buffet0
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He took me to his favourite restaurant. A hot dog cart downtown0
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She dissed the Union Station "Street Meat" vendor0
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He said he didn't like the Detroit Red Wings and he was a Sharks fan1
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he had other allegiances0
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I realized he was was wearing a Star Trek shirt.....and thought it was cool0
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She didn't like it when I wore shirts.0
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she was always trying to get my clothes off0
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She was getting too frisky with the other ladies!0
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She saw me watching the other ladies getting frisky0
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He only wanted to eat Little Friskies0
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