Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    calling:
    @SirMxyzptlk
    @laprimaJenny
    @slimgirljo15
    @MistressSara
    @Pour_Decisions

    I give you this, my personal tube of toothpaste, with nary a bit gone to waste, and the tube NEVER mangled as if from a wild animal. I save those primal instincts for other pursuits.

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    Gawd. He is FOREVER showing off his *kitten* tube for the *kitten* quidnuncs to drool over and carry back to their secret cyber *kitten* clubs.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    calling:
    @SirMxyzptlk
    @laprimaJenny
    @slimgirljo15
    @MistressSara
    @Pour_Decisions

    I give you this, my personal tube of toothpaste, with nary a bit gone to waste, and the tube NEVER mangled as if from a wild animal. I save those primal instincts for other pursuits.

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    That’s impressive. I love your attention to detail. Also noted that you don’t go cheap on toothpaste.

    Jenny, I am typically very loyal once I find something I like. The grass isn't always greener, and the toothpaste isn't always cleaner; on the other side.

    This is totally true. I shared photos of him in various states of undress with a group of people who - despite having sworn allegiance to me - immediately shared them with him and told him what I had done.

    But did that bother him?

    not. one. bit.

    Why he was glad of the exposure.

    And THAT's the kinda guy Denny is!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    calling:
    @SirMxyzptlk
    @laprimaJenny
    @slimgirljo15
    @MistressSara
    @Pour_Decisions

    I give you this, my personal tube of toothpaste, with nary a bit gone to waste, and the tube NEVER mangled as if from a wild animal. I save those primal instincts for other pursuits.

    9n9606gyjbuc.jpg

    That’s impressive. I love your attention to detail. Also noted that you don’t go cheap on toothpaste.

    Jenny, I am typically very loyal once I find something I like. The grass isn't always greener, and the toothpaste isn't always cleaner; on the other side.

    This is totally true. I shared photos of him in various states of undress with a group of people who - despite having sworn allegiance to me - immediately shared them with him and told him what I had done.

    But did that bother him?

    not. one. bit.

    Why he was glad of the exposure.

    And THAT's the kinda guy Denny is!

    @SwannySez - You just... You get me. That's rare. That's why I love you the way I do.

    Right back atcha, Pookie. Right back ATCHA!
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.

    This is literally every man ever born.

    Not true. Some men like it.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    :o what person does this?
    I agree. That’s what toothpaste clip squeezers are for.
    Animals
    Heathens I tell you.

    You all get this.

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  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    calling:
    @SirMxyzptlk
    @laprimaJenny
    @slimgirljo15
    @MistressSara
    @Pour_Decisions

    I give you this, my personal tube of toothpaste, with nary a bit gone to waste, and the tube NEVER mangled as if from a wild animal. I save those primal instincts for other pursuits.

    9n9606gyjbuc.jpg

    I like the way you roll...well, squeeze.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.

    This is literally every man ever born.

    Not true. Some men like it.

    No. Some men
    PRETEND
    to like it.

    To be fair, we all pretend sometimes

    Oh please. You were SO not faking.

    Guys can tell.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.

    This is literally every man ever born.

    Not true. Some men like it.

    No. Some men
    PRETEND
    to like it.

    To be fair, we all pretend sometimes

    Oh please. You were SO not faking.

    Guys can tell.

    Never with you Baby

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  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.

    This is literally every man ever born.

    Not true. Some men like it.

    No. Some men
    PRETEND
    to like it.

    To be fair, we all pretend sometimes

    Not any more. I'm too old for that. I wish I had known about how effective honesty was when I was younger!

    I <3 you.
    SwannySez wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.

    This is literally every man ever born.

    Not true. Some men like it.

    No. Some men
    PRETEND
    to like it.

    To be fair, we all pretend sometimes

    Oh please. You were SO not faking.

    Guys can tell.

    Is there a more awkward question than:
    "Was that ... real?"
    "Did ... you ...?"

    Pretty sure there isn't, especially being asked. :#
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    If he likes phone conversations that last more than 2 minutes.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    If he likes phone conversations that last more than 2 minutes.

    Cosign...
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.

    This is literally every man ever born.

    Not true. Some men like it.

    No. Some men
    PRETEND
    to like it.

    To be fair, we all pretend sometimes

    Not any more. I'm too old for that. I wish I had known about how effective honesty was when I was younger!

    I <3 you.
    SwannySez wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.

    This is literally every man ever born.

    Not true. Some men like it.

    No. Some men
    PRETEND
    to like it.

    To be fair, we all pretend sometimes

    Oh please. You were SO not faking.

    Guys can tell.

    Is there a more awkward question than:
    "Was that ... real?"
    "Did ... you ...?"

    Pretty sure there isn't, especially being asked. :#

    I promise I won't ever ask you this.

    Your post got an insightful. People are going to think we're doing it. B)
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.

    This is literally every man ever born.

    Not true. Some men like it.

    No. Some men
    PRETEND
    to like it.

    To be fair, we all pretend sometimes

    Not any more. I'm too old for that. I wish I had known about how effective honesty was when I was younger!
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.

    This is literally every man ever born.

    Not true. Some men like it.

    No. Some men
    PRETEND
    to like it.

    She’s right. My gay best friend will talk on the phone for hours. He doesn’t shut up.

    Thank you for making my point for me, even more effectively.
    SwannySez wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.

    This is literally every man ever born.

    Not true. Some men like it.

    No. Some men
    PRETEND
    to like it.

    To be fair, we all pretend sometimes

    Oh please. You were SO not faking.

    Guys can tell.

    Is there a more awkward question than:
    "Was that ... real?"
    "Did ... you ...?"

    Ok, we all HAVE pretended. Some of us are reformed.

    So you don’t pretend to like phone calls anymore?

    I do not. And in fact this has been a point of contention with my IRL GF.
    Me: "Why does it take you 5 more minutes to hang up after we end the conversation and say goodbye"
    Her: "Because I'm a girl and I have more that I want to say!"

    As opposed to your MFP girlfriend?!

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    calling:
    @SirMxyzptlk
    @laprimaJenny
    @slimgirljo15
    @MistressSara
    @Pour_Decisions

    I give you this, my personal tube of toothpaste, with nary a bit gone to waste, and the tube NEVER mangled as if from a wild animal. I save those primal instincts for other pursuits.

    9n9606gyjbuc.jpg

    That's a thing of beauty. I always knew you were perfect 😘
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    edited January 2019
    denny_mac wrote: »

    No. Some men
    PRETEND
    to like it.

    I know they exist because every guy i have really dated or been in a relationship with has liked to talk for hours. It is not me initiating these calls. They are rare though.

    You are probably right that most guys are not big phone talkers but you cant say they all hate it. That is why I am not liking the dating scene right now. They just want to text. No thanks.
  • Den_of_Iniquity
    Den_of_Iniquity Posts: 424 Member
    When she'd rather sit on the phone for hours instead of meeting up and talking face to face
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    When she'd rather sit on the phone for hours instead of meeting up and talking face to face

    Hey, just because I like the phone doesnt mean I don't wanna meet up also.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    If he says we can't ever own a dog

    @Kace_kay you were right, she does get more crushable the more you get to know her!