We broke up because...
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He didn't like my pet pig0
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She left me behind in the Escape Room0
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He forget to check and make sure my parachute was working properly!0
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He threw in the towel0
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She never appreciated it when I showered her with compliments.0
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Compliments was the only kind of shower he did0
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When I heard him tell a friend on the phone and I would vote for Hillary again!0
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He left the icecream tub in the freezer... empty1
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It just became to expensive to fill the tub with ice cream every night!1
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He deleted all of his emails0
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He always wanted my e-mail password.0
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His password was HidDeNp0opiCs1
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She preferred to be stimulated both physically and mentally. I failed miserably at both...0
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he was a failure at everything0
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He was too stressed out about his elves getting everything done in time this year.0
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She went back to dating guys.. left me heartbroken0
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We had a agreement that we would date for 3 years the 3 years and so did we!0
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He was always placing restrictions on everything0
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He was a figment of my imagination0
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Teased me relentlessly when I ordered low carb beers. 😭0
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Teased me when I ordered Non-alcoholic beer0
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Tried to get me drunk but forgot to include any alcohol0
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I'm sub 7'0
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I would never break up with Aly!!1
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Still in love with Aly1
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She wouldn't date me AND Aly together.0
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Her OCD and my ADHD could not coexist...0
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He kept peeing on the seat0
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He was much happier dating himself0
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She kept drinking all my beer0
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