We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He beasured in feet and inches, I used centimetres and metres..... Way too confusing0
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Illiterate0
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she didn't like chicken & waffles0
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He insisted on feeding me chicken and waffles every day0
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She was Taco Bell...I was Popeye's0
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He liked canned spinach0
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Because he was very abusive.0
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She kept sleeping on the bed sideways0
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His dutch ovens killed me
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He was never on time0
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He always talked in his sleep about Dalmatians, too weird.0
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She never saw the movie "101 Dalmatians". Definite deal breaker.0
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He didn't get me one of those hats for Xmas0
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His obsession for hats spilled into his entire wardrobe. Knit boxers are just weird!0
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »He didn't get me one of those hats for Xmas
She said she didn't want one, then complained when she didn't get it.His obsession for hats spilled into his entire wardrobe. Knit boxers are just weird!
She has a knit-phobia0 -
His knit pajamas were too itchy in bed at night0
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Her husband saw us at the Jayhawks game1
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Nope we didnt, hes still tied to the bed.. ermmm I mean he's indisposed atm1
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She wouldn't untie the last guy...and he was starting to smell0
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He kept sniffing people0
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She had a bad case of the sniffles. Talk about a mood-killer.0
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He wouldn't bring me any tissues when I ran out, and then said I was gross for wiping my nose on his sleeve.0
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I didn't have any shirts with sleeves and she wanted to wipe her nose on my arm. Yuck use your own sleeves.0
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He told me he believed the WWE was real but the Tooth Fairy was just made up!0
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His teeth reminded me of Roger rabbit and all I could do is laugh when he spoke0
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His incessant laughing made me laugh and I just couldn't afford the laugh lines, too many wrinkles0
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She always had an attitude and would put her hands on her hips0
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I consider myself sassy, but she claimed I had an attitude.0
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They kept fighting over me so we broke up.0
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He assumed we fighting over him.1
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