We broke up because...
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She was way out of my league0
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He was hung up on some other girl0
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she said my kissing game was weak
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She mistakenly thought I didn't like her kissing, but I was really trying to get her to kiss me more0
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When we kissed she always bite my lip so hard it bleed and I couldn't eat for 2 days. I had to decide between her and food!1
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He was afraid of a little blood0
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He wanted to carry around a little vial of my blood. He even bought a necklace so he could wear the vial. It was a little too weird for me!1
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I have no idea why I would have broken up with her so I'm thinking I was the one dumped and she used the line it's not me it's you so get lost loser!0
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because she found out about my sugar daddy0
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I couldn't keep my hands off her in public0
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I got catfished. He turned out to be a man.1
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He kept asking me if I was really a woman.1
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »He kept asking me if I was really a woman.
I’m still waiting to find out hahaha who knows
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craig1990t wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »He kept asking me if I was really a woman.
I’m still waiting to find out hahaha who knows
See?? That's the problem, right there!!1 -
I couldn't keep it up any longer. Quite frankly I didn't know what "it" was really0
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Long distance relationships just do not work she liked it cold I like it hot!0
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It happened like this:
I like potato and he likes potahto
I like tomato and he likes tomahto
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
Let's call the whole thing off!1 -
He sang everything. It got tiring when I just wanted to talk0
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She refused to shave her nipples.1
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We had differing definitions of massive.1
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Her chest was hairier than mine jk lol0
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He wouldn’t let me be the big spoon.0
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She was kissing the girl above her0
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She wouldn't kiss me.0
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She kept singing the child's song "blah blah black sheep" it's cute at first but gets annoying the 151st time0
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he kept farting in his sleep0
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She got pleasure out of giving me "Dutch ovens"0
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He accused the Patriots of being cheaters!0
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They think the pats don’t cheat.0
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