We broke up because...
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I would NEVER break up with her! She must have broken it off with me...1
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She wouldn't follow my rules.0
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He had way too many rules.0
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He carried a ruler around with him everywhere. I didn't want to ask why.0
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She was always asking why0
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He could never answer my questions.0
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It turns out she had a lot more fun on her Girls nights out!1
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I had more fun out with the girls0
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he constantly quoted Bill Murray0
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He feared and loathed going to Vegas0
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He hogged the blanket at night0
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Kept stealing my sunglasses0
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He was jealous of my sunglasses0
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He wore his sunglasses at night0
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So he could watch you weave and breath your story lines0
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At night he would sit up and watch me breathing while I slept0
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She made a appointment with the local Dr. to get my ED checked I kept telling her it was my name not my issue!0
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He was in denial of his problems0
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Didn't like how I'd snort Viagra for recreational purposes0
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Viagra wasn't all that was being snorted. The last straw was when my foot powder started to disappear0
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The foot fungus started to spread0
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He was a packers fan.0
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Games were more important than I
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She would'nt play fair
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He wouldn't take me to the fair0
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He just wanted to go to the fair and eat funnel cake and deep fried pickles every day.0
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Just didnt like deep fried pickles0
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Kept trying to steal my fried pickles0
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He wanted to fry my pickle
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Wanted to fry EVERYTHING. Seriously, I don't want to eat fried butter!0
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