Ruin a date - with just 4 words

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  • suziecue25
    suziecue25 Posts: 289 Member
    You're in my space
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
    Can I borrow $200?
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
    My period just started
  • an0393na
    an0393na Posts: 840 Member
    I hate this food
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Just call me master
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.
  • trntbowles
    trntbowles Posts: 12 Member
    “Guac is extra sweetie”
  • trntbowles
    trntbowles Posts: 12 Member
    “Just salad for her”
  • trntbowles
    trntbowles Posts: 12 Member
    I would say “ I have an std” but I would rather be told than not told 😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,556 Member
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package
  • DaleShields1504
    DaleShields1504 Posts: 77 Member
    i didn't pull out :D
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Roll over, play dead !
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Do what your told !
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Look into my eyes ......

    Time to go under.....
  • DaleShields1504
    DaleShields1504 Posts: 77 Member
    where is my change?
  • suziecue25
    suziecue25 Posts: 289 Member
    I only drink champagne
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Is it in yet?
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package

    Higher and higher maybe.
    Same? Boring in disguise.
    His authority, virility, masculinity.
    She wants it all.