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We broke up because...
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Unlike me, he put his pants on two legs at a time...0
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He was addicted to playing Pac man0
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She made fun of my slinky...0
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He played with everyone else's tiddly winks0
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She preferred her steak well done...0
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She grew annoyed because I would only watch movies that were based on a true story...0
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He accused me of liking my steak well done0
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Man, he's sooo picky0
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Her parents didn’t approve..0
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He hit on my mum annnd dad
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She didn’t appreciate my attempt at foreplay (see above)...0
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Just not my type0
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Her heart was as cold as ice.0
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He thought Vanilla Ice was the greatest rock star ever0
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He kept wanting me to shave his back. Yuck!0
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He refused to shave his own back.0
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Thanos0
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He couldn't form a complete sent0
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He wNtud guD grAMmer0
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I just didn't understand her
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He spoke in foreign tongues1
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He had no tongue0
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Her mom's friends kept hitting on me and somehow that was MY fault. 🙄0
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He thought I only lover him for his body.0
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He kept wanting to fight
For his right
To paaarrrty0 -
She was a stick in the mud...never wanted to party0
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Parties too much...0
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Would never take me out in public0
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Refused to be alone with me0
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