We broke up because...
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            She wouldn't use wigs when we were roleplaying ...just ruined it0
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            Wigs keep showing up at her place.0
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            She would never wear the blonde wig I got her0
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            She won't call me papi0
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            Didn't want to be his enabler anymore. Peace out0
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            Once I realized we had the same last name I checked ancestry.com and found out we were cousins!0
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            He was into dating his first cousin twice removed.0
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            She was wife number 5 until she found out about my other wives. Boy was I eating good and had clean clothes.0
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            His other wives expected me to do all the cleaning and cooking0
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            Too lazy to do house chores .0
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            He refused to treat me like a queen0
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            She said she was a queen but it turns out she was just a jesture.0
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            She didn't like how I shared my love.0
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            She always farted in her sleep and they were silent but deadly.0
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            She always wanted to sleep on the top bunk.0
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            He knew I was afraid of heights and forced me to sleep on the top bunk0
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            She didn't like to be on top0
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            He didn't like to be on bottom. lol0
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            He was too controlling0
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            He was too cool for me, I KNOWWW!!!0
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            He always wanted the AC on...I needed heat0
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            He was too hot 0 0
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            She's keep stalking me.. ,๐1
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            He kept closing the windows so I couldn't see in.. rude much ๐1
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            She was too much of an exhibitionist...the neighbors complained0
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            He was too vanilla0
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            She wasn't kinky enough0
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            I snore and sound like a tractor engine0
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            She wanted too much beauty sleep..0
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