We broke up because...

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Welp... You keep asking to wear a dress.. role reversal.. hellooo
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Welp... You keep asking to wear a dress.. role reversal.. hellooo

    :laugh:

    He decided he liked going it "alone" ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Zita2019 wrote: »
    She had 25 different husbands spread across Australia 😜

    Shhh, they don't know about each other :D

    You said she liked men better :/
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    She wanted me to move to Australia...there are too many things that want to kill me down there....including her
  • UntilProud
    UntilProud Posts: 277 Member
    I wasn't dope enough on the dope meter...also, she's really *kitten* cool so the next one to date her...you're one lucky person!
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He was very wordy and difficult to follow
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    He just stares behind those glasses
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I was only using him to get to his wife.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    All he wanted was me to rub lotion on his legs, it was a full time job
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Both obsessed with my legs and wife
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She only appreciated my downstairs and not my backside. Its like she doesn't even understand leg day!
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    She had a weird obsession about giraffes and lotion
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    His heart belonged elsewhere :'(
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She was to picky
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He was too picky.. his nose that is :D
  • FBCoachT
    FBCoachT Posts: 8 Member
    She kept putting her ice cold feet on my back

  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He wouldn't keep my feet warm...
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He had a foot fetish
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    Shes obsessed with smelling feet.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He had too many ingrown toe nails