We broke up because...
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She wanted me to move to Australia...there are too many things that want to kill me down there....including her0
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I wasn't dope enough on the dope meter...also, she's really *kitten* cool so the next one to date her...you're one lucky person!1
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He was very wordy and difficult to follow0
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He just stares behind those glasses0
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I was only using him to get to his wife.1
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All he wanted was me to rub lotion on his legs, it was a full time job1
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Both obsessed with my legs and wife0
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She only appreciated my downstairs and not my backside. Its like she doesn't even understand leg day!1
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She had a weird obsession about giraffes and lotion0
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His heart belonged elsewhere
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She was to picky0
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He was too picky.. his nose that is
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She kept putting her ice cold feet on my back
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He wouldn't keep my feet warm...0
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He had a foot fetish0
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Shes obsessed with smelling feet.0
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He had too many ingrown toe nails0
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He spent too much time and money on pedicures0
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She had a bigger penis than me lol J/k0
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He confused me for a woman and then wondered why I had a larger penis than him0
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He had boobs and a penis. Heshe0
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She was always flirting with other woman
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He wanted to move to a state that it snowed!0
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He was always leaving me out in the cold.0
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He had cold feet and not just before our wedding he feet were always f'ing cold and refused to wear socks to bed!0
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He was married to some guy0
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I was dating her mom too.0
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Duh. He was dating my mom.0
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She slept with my dad.0
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