The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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Hmm this is both exciting and worrisome. Isn’t there a nickname thread somewhere in this funhouse?0
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chrisrose9731 wrote: »Hmm this is both exciting and worrisome. Isn’t there a nickname thread somewhere in this funhouse?
The only nicknames here are the ones that I decree. I am a megalomaniacal dictator in this thread. Ask Leuty and his forever dates: @denny_mac and @George_of_the_Jungle.
I must give yours some thought, but fear not, I shall dub thee on the morrow.
Now, kids, keep it clean in here. This is not some kinda trashy sex talk thread. You want that? There’s plenty of other places to go. We are nothing but classy love and g-rated passion here.
We get our kicks above the waistline, sunshine!
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RomaineCalm wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
Your Wife has asked to keep that in her private group to facilitate the pic exchanges.Is there an Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Nude People? I'm asking for a friend.
SwannySez , you did me right last time around, but Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings would prolly appreciate someone better aligned with her interests and needs (she has been a great sport & deserves far better)
Oh Oh! I have a suggestion for her: @_Deadman_Walking_
Once upon a time... but he ended up choosing his wife over me... the nerve of that guy! 7 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
Your Wife has asked to keep that in her private group to facilitate the pic exchanges.Is there an Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Nude People? I'm asking for a friend.
SwannySez , you did me right last time around, but Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings would prolly appreciate someone better aligned with her interests and needs (she has been a great sport & deserves far better)
Oh Oh! I have a suggestion for her: @_Deadman_Walking_
Once upon a time... but he ended up choosing his wife over me... the nerve of that guy!
She won’t budge on the sister wives thing! It’s out of my hands 🤷🏻♂️5 -
_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
Your Wife has asked to keep that in her private group to facilitate the pic exchanges.Is there an Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Nude People? I'm asking for a friend.
SwannySez , you did me right last time around, but Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings would prolly appreciate someone better aligned with her interests and needs (she has been a great sport & deserves far better)
Oh Oh! I have a suggestion for her: @_Deadman_Walking_
Once upon a time... but he ended up choosing his wife over me... the nerve of that guy!
She won’t budge on the sister wives thing! It’s out of my hands 🤷🏻♂️
Dammit!5 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
Your Wife has asked to keep that in her private group to facilitate the pic exchanges.Is there an Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Nude People? I'm asking for a friend.
SwannySez , you did me right last time around, but Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings would prolly appreciate someone better aligned with her interests and needs (she has been a great sport & deserves far better)
Oh Oh! I have a suggestion for her: @_Deadman_Walking_
Once upon a time... but he ended up choosing his wife over me... the nerve of that guy!
She won’t budge on the sister wives thing! It’s out of my hands 🤷🏻♂️
Dammit!
it's too bad. the two of you would make quite the striking MFP pair!
I know, right?! I tried selling her on a little secret side action, but she’s far too classy a lady for that kind of nonsense.3 -
_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
Your Wife has asked to keep that in her private group to facilitate the pic exchanges.Is there an Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Nude People? I'm asking for a friend.
SwannySez , you did me right last time around, but Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings would prolly appreciate someone better aligned with her interests and needs (she has been a great sport & deserves far better)
Oh Oh! I have a suggestion for her: @_Deadman_Walking_
Once upon a time... but he ended up choosing his wife over me... the nerve of that guy!
She won’t budge on the sister wives thing! It’s out of my hands 🤷🏻♂️
Dammit!
it's too bad. the two of you would make quite the striking MFP pair!
I know, right?! I tried selling her on a little secret side action, but she’s far too classy a lady for that kind of nonsense.
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I like to think I’m not easily forgotten...0 -
Nothing better than a fully lit moon...well except kisses.1
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Is the matchmaking still going on in this thread?1
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SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
Hey ladies!travelerscode wrote: »Is the matchmaking still going on in this thread?
The matchmaking never ends. But I do pause now and again because...well...life.1 -
Hmm. I’d love to match with someone who’ll appreciate the fit me I’m working on.1
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I wanna be matches up with a Chicago style deep dish today!
Or Vans pig stand would be good... happy Sunday you fully dressed clan!0 -
george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.
Congrats!
Oh FFS you.
While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.
That's not what I heard 🙊1 -
Oh boy. This looks entertaining.0
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What YEAR is it
I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.
@denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.
I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.1 -
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MIltonBradley1 wrote: »@CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »What YEAR is it
I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.
@denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.
I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.
I don't do wine. What about coke?
I only have Dr. Pepper. And LSD.0 -
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CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »What YEAR is it
I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.
@denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.
I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.
How large is a fainting couch? @SwannySez and I are both pushing nearly 300 lbs each.
It'll surprise you.0 -
CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »@CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »What YEAR is it
I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.
@denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.
I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.
I don't do wine. What about coke?
I only have Dr. Pepper. And LSD.
Acid invites you through the door. PCP opens that door, shoves you through, slams the door behind you...and locks it.1 -
CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »@CupcakeCrusoe wrote: »What YEAR is it
I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.
@denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.
I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.
I don't do wine. What about coke?
I only have Dr. Pepper. And LSD.
Acid invites you through the door. PCP opens that door, shoves you through, slams the door behind you...and locks it.
I just wanna stare at the grass for a while, is all.1 -
*crickets*
How’s the grass?1 -
chrisrose9731 wrote: »*crickets*
How’s the grass?
A little harsh, but if you bubble it through some clear, well-distilled spirits ...2
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