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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    She was otter ridiculous about her otters!
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    edited March 2019
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    bill9160 wrote: »
    She never let me know her real name

    :'(
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
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    Kept stealing my Pop Rocks!
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    I dont like beards
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited March 2019
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    The sun is for everyone. I learned I couldn't bottle her and keep her for myself or him, in just assuming the sun is a girl
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    She's not clever enough.. :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    SHE doesn't like couch potatoes.. 😝
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    :o<3<3<3<3
    lx1x wrote: »
    SHE doesn't like couch potatoes.. 😝

  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    SHE doesn't like couch potatoes.. 😝

    So we could make up again
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    SweetAsSugar7 wrote: »
    All he ever wanted to eat was potatoes. While sitting on the couch.

    :D
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    How does one keep a cloud???? How does one bottle a sunbeam? I don't know how to
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    So evasive. Never answered any questions
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    Left me looking for answers
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    Didn't like my answers
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He had an answer for everything
  • SallyLuvsFitness
    SallyLuvsFitness Posts: 13,724 Member
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    He liked his cars over me. Lol. 🤗
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    She always wanted to drive my car...and she was a terrible driver
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    He owns a Pinto
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He had no appreciation for classic cars

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