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• cahubbard6421 Member Posts: 771 Member Member Posts: 771 Member

  He kept sending me giraffes with different genitalia photoshopped in.

  March 15, 2019 3:06AM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 21,369 Member Member Posts: 21,369 Member

  He wasn't into giraffes

  March 15, 2019 3:19AM

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• bdgfn Member, Premium Posts: 7,722 Member Member, Premium Posts: 7,722 Member

  I kept getting paper cuts

  March 15, 2019 7:25AM

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• slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,662 Member Member Posts: 242,662 Member

  He just didn't like me anymore

  March 15, 2019 7:30AM

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• Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member

  She was always dressed impeccably...but she only wore brown....everything was brown. I thought I was dating a Hershey Bar.

  March 15, 2019 5:19PM

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• danavelling Member, Premium Posts: 1,203 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,203 Member

  He wore his sunglasses to bed

  March 15, 2019 5:36PM

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• lx1x Member Posts: 27,498 Member Member Posts: 27,498 Member

  She keeps stealing the covers

  March 15, 2019 5:37PM

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 35,093 Member Member Posts: 35,093 Member

  She insisted I always bring her roses.

  March 16, 2019 2:33AM

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• Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member

  I gave her roses but she gave me the thorns

  March 16, 2019 2:54AM

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• Tankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member

  There were no guns with his roses.

  March 16, 2019 2:55AM

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• ElC_76 Member Posts: 3,054 Member Member Posts: 3,054 Member

  He spat the dummy

  March 16, 2019 3:05AM

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• Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member

  She never let me know her real name

  March 16, 2019 3:06AM

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• Otterridiculousness Member Posts: 2,199 Member Member Posts: 2,199 Member

  He wouldn't buy me a pet otter.

  March 16, 2019 4:57AM

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• Tankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member

  She was otter ridiculous about her otters!

  March 16, 2019 4:58AM

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• ElC_76 Member Posts: 3,054 Member Member Posts: 3,054 Member

  Bill9160 wrote: »

  She never let me know her real name

  
  

  March 16, 2019 5:26AM edited March 2019

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• TheArchyBunker Member Posts: 1,969 Member Member Posts: 1,969 Member

  Kept stealing my Pop Rocks!

  March 16, 2019 6:03AM

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• ElC_76 Member Posts: 3,054 Member Member Posts: 3,054 Member

  I dont like beards

  March 16, 2019 2:10PM

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 35,093 Member Member Posts: 35,093 Member

  The sun is for everyone. I learned I couldn't bottle her and keep her for myself or him, in just assuming the sun is a girl

  March 16, 2019 2:25PM edited March 2019

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• ElC_76 Member Posts: 3,054 Member Member Posts: 3,054 Member

  She's not clever enough..

  March 16, 2019 2:27PM

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• lx1x Member Posts: 27,498 Member Member Posts: 27,498 Member

  SHE doesn't like couch potatoes.. 😝

  March 16, 2019 2:28PM

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