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• lx1x Posts: 21,785Member Member Posts: 21,785Member Member

  She keeps stealing the covers

  March 15, 2019 5:37PM

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• Zita2019 Posts: 4,853Member Member Posts: 4,853Member Member

  He kept buying roses to give to random women he met

  March 15, 2019 8:42PM

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• AliNouveau Posts: 34,713Member Member Posts: 34,713Member Member

  She insisted I always bring her roses.

  March 16, 2019 2:33AM

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• Bill9160 Posts: 8,600Member Member Posts: 8,600Member Member

  I gave her roses but she gave me the thorns

  March 16, 2019 2:54AM

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• Tankiscool Posts: 11,122Member Member Posts: 11,122Member Member

  There were no guns with his roses.

  March 16, 2019 2:55AM

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• ElC_76 Posts: 3,054Member Member Posts: 3,054Member Member

  He spat the dummy

  March 16, 2019 3:05AM

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• Bill9160 Posts: 8,600Member Member Posts: 8,600Member Member

  She never let me know her real name

  March 16, 2019 3:06AM

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• Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,196Member Member Posts: 2,196Member Member

  He wouldn't buy me a pet otter.

  March 16, 2019 4:57AM

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• Tankiscool Posts: 11,122Member Member Posts: 11,122Member Member

  She was otter ridiculous about her otters!

  March 16, 2019 4:58AM

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• ElC_76 Posts: 3,054Member Member Posts: 3,054Member Member

  Bill9160 wrote: »

  She never let me know her real name

  
  

  March 16, 2019 5:26AM edited March 2019

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• TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,969Member Member Posts: 1,969Member Member

  Kept stealing my Pop Rocks!

  March 16, 2019 6:03AM

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• ElC_76 Posts: 3,054Member Member Posts: 3,054Member Member

  I dont like beards

  March 16, 2019 2:10PM

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• AliNouveau Posts: 34,713Member Member Posts: 34,713Member Member

  The sun is for everyone. I learned I couldn't bottle her and keep her for myself or him, in just assuming the sun is a girl

  March 16, 2019 2:25PM edited March 2019

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• ElC_76 Posts: 3,054Member Member Posts: 3,054Member Member

  She's not clever enough..

  March 16, 2019 2:27PM

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• lx1x Posts: 21,785Member Member Posts: 21,785Member Member

  SHE doesn't like couch potatoes.. 😝

  March 16, 2019 2:28PM

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• Cardeeoh_Nicole Posts: 18,261Member Member Posts: 18,261Member Member

  All he ever wanted to eat was potatoes. While sitting on the couch.

  March 16, 2019 2:29PM

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• ElC_76 Posts: 3,054Member Member Posts: 3,054Member Member

  

  lx1x wrote: »

  SHE doesn't like couch potatoes.. 😝

  
  

  March 16, 2019 2:29PM

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• ElC_76 Posts: 3,054Member Member Posts: 3,054Member Member

  lx1x wrote: »

  SHE doesn't like couch potatoes.. 😝

  
  So we could make up again

  March 16, 2019 2:30PM

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• ElC_76 Posts: 3,054Member Member Posts: 3,054Member Member

  SweetAsSugar7 wrote: »

  All he ever wanted to eat was potatoes. While sitting on the couch.

  
  

  March 16, 2019 2:30PM

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• AliNouveau Posts: 34,713Member Member Posts: 34,713Member Member

  How does one keep a cloud???? How does one bottle a sunbeam? I don't know how to

  March 16, 2019 3:21PM

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