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• Tankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member

  Shes too bossy😜

  March 15, 2019 12:15AM

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• neilwij Member, Premium Posts: 1,631 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,631 Member

  because he was too late all the time

  March 15, 2019 12:17AM

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• Humadog21 Member Posts: 1,534 Member Member Posts: 1,534 Member

  Always trying to plan my day

  March 15, 2019 2:38AM

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• stanlfink Member, Premium Posts: 262 Member Member, Premium Posts: 262 Member

  Too dog centric...not enough cat!
  
  

  March 15, 2019 2:58AM

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 36,288 Member Member Posts: 36,288 Member

  So many cats. There was no room for me

  March 15, 2019 3:00AM

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• Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member

  She just kept kicking me out of her life and I don't know why

  March 15, 2019 3:02AM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 27,801 Member Member Posts: 27,801 Member

  He kept showing my private pictures online to everyone.

  March 15, 2019 3:03AM edited March 2019

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• Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member

  She said she was an exhibitionist...I was just trying to help

  March 15, 2019 3:04AM

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• cahubbard6421 Member Posts: 770 Member Member Posts: 770 Member

  He kept sending me giraffes with different genitalia photoshopped in.

  March 15, 2019 3:06AM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 27,801 Member Member Posts: 27,801 Member

  He wasn't into giraffes

  March 15, 2019 3:19AM

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• bdgfn Member, Premium Posts: 7,722 Member Member, Premium Posts: 7,722 Member

  I kept getting paper cuts

  March 15, 2019 7:25AM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 258,183 Member Member, Premium Posts: 258,183 Member

  He just didn't like me anymore

  March 15, 2019 7:30AM

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• Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member

  She was always dressed impeccably...but she only wore brown....everything was brown. I thought I was dating a Hershey Bar.

  March 15, 2019 5:19PM

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• danavelling Member, Premium Posts: 1,224 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,224 Member

  He wore his sunglasses to bed

  March 15, 2019 5:36PM

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• lx1x Member Posts: 33,614 Member Member Posts: 33,614 Member

  She keeps stealing the covers

  March 15, 2019 5:37PM

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• AliNouveau Member Posts: 36,288 Member Member Posts: 36,288 Member

  She insisted I always bring her roses.

  March 16, 2019 2:33AM

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• Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member

  I gave her roses but she gave me the thorns

  March 16, 2019 2:54AM

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• Tankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member

  There were no guns with his roses.

  March 16, 2019 2:55AM

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• ElC_76 Member Posts: 3,054 Member Member Posts: 3,054 Member

  He spat the dummy

  March 16, 2019 3:05AM

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• Bill9160 Member Posts: 8,600 Member Member Posts: 8,600 Member

  She never let me know her real name

  March 16, 2019 3:06AM

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